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Jarrin Paryzek

@jptheeug.bsky.social

Good talk, I’ll see you out there. #UARK Alum

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So you’re saying not being able to host a Super Bowl isn’t at the top of your “Things I’d Like to Change About the Bears” list? I’m shocked! Trying to take away outdoor football on the lakefront is an affront to God

20.02.2026 14:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It is time to come to the light!

19.02.2026 05:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide.

This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.

18.02.2026 17:39 — 👍 41053    🔁 10835    💬 477    📌 1029

Darius Acuff Jr

19.02.2026 00:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m on that HR over! 25.5

18.02.2026 19:59 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Tony Clark pulled a Bobby Petrino & Mark Adams combo sex scandal while committing financial crimes using a MLBPA backed youth program as a front? Jimmy Hoffa would tip his cap

17.02.2026 20:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’ve encountered an #OnlyInJournalism word while listening to @thepressbox.bsky.social

10.02.2026 20:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every three or four years, Joyce Manor surfaces with 20 minutes of perfect new music. Bless them. They might be the best band.

30.01.2026 14:04 — 👍 19    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I am once again reading NBA mock drafts over some late morning coffee and getting pist about the lack of respect being shown to Darius Acuff Jr. Tyler Tanner top 10??? Mikel Brown Jr??? Come on

27.01.2026 17:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Running off to work on a story.

In the meantime:

Religious left: still a thing.

23.01.2026 17:40 — 👍 2327    🔁 475    💬 41    📌 21

How democrats should be talking about ICE/DHS/Border Patrol...

21.01.2026 22:09 — 👍 257    🔁 25    💬 5    📌 0

The Tyler Tanner and Mikel Brown Jr over Darius Acuff Jr nonsense must stop.

21.01.2026 02:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
20.01.2026 23:09 — 👍 197    🔁 50    💬 2    📌 1

The new thing to do for NFL picks/gambling content is when you get a pick wrong you just always say, “This was the right side! Team X fucked us!”

Which means you picked the wrong side.

16.01.2026 17:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Yesterday, I completed the internet’s least anticipated EOY music list. I have not been keeping up with rap like I have in years past. I hope to change that 2026. But another fun year of music. The alt-countryification of emo has continued. Two more years of this and I’m calling it sixth wave

16.01.2026 14:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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If Acuff falls out of the top 10, I think 7 teams are making a mistake. That’s my January draft hot take

08.01.2026 18:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What are the knocks on Acuff? I am an Arkansas grad, so there is an emotional component at play. For folks worried about Flemings 3 point volume and % dropping at the next level, there is Acuff with a higher 3 point % on more shots per game. People say Acuff is undersized, but now Tanner is flying

08.01.2026 18:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters

07.01.2026 19:49 — 👍 11677    🔁 3933    💬 66    📌 104

ICE, America's Gestapo, is not a law enforcement agency that sometimes goes too far. Its entire purpose is violence and terror.

Every agent who puts on that uniform does so because they want to participate in a system designed to get the outcome we saw today in Minneapolis.

07.01.2026 22:06 — 👍 603    🔁 151    💬 6    📌 5

The guy on the right is Pete Golding. Busy week for him

21.12.2025 16:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Him and Colson are going to strike out 500 times and hit 80 bombs

21.12.2025 15:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I cannot believe a Chicago team has made me this happy. Tonight, I was having a conversation with a guy at a bar about how annoyed we were that the Sox let Pallette get drafted in the Rule 5. And now this….hooooollllyyyyy.

21.12.2025 06:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.

15.12.2025 07:37 — 👍 4228    🔁 1333    💬 26    📌 302
This is Spinal Tap. “It really puts perspective on things, though, doesn’t it?” “Yeah, too much. There’s too much fucking perspective now.”

This is Spinal Tap. “It really puts perspective on things, though, doesn’t it?” “Yeah, too much. There’s too much fucking perspective now.”

15.12.2025 05:44 — 👍 8337    🔁 2079    💬 17    📌 30
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Do it, Michigan

10.12.2025 22:07 — 👍 47    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Three of my favorite emo records to come out past 5 or so years feel very lost to time. And it is a damn shame!

Somos - Prison on a Hill
I’m Glad It’s You - Every Sun, Every Moon
Barely Civil - I’ll Figure This Out

10.12.2025 17:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sox are getting their #RochsOff in July. #FavoredByLeoXIV

10.12.2025 16:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know you liked the Essengue pick. I was ecstatic when Queen was available at our pick. Donovan’s recent comments make it seem like he wanted him too. For a team that never plans on bottoming out, why would they draft a long-term project instead of a dude ready to contribute at a position of need?

09.12.2025 03:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Going to the theatre to watch 4+ hours of Kill Bill tonight in protest of this development

05.12.2025 18:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Talking myself into what seems like the most likely Razorback hire - The “Kane” cultural references are aplenty. And for that, I’m grateful.

21.11.2025 15:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0