Dedicated Carly Rae Jepsen Stan Account

the thing that strikes me about this — again, besides it being false — is the venom and disrespect for the people who come here to work and build better lives. they aren’t “servants.”

Here's hoping we create a better world, one in which these sorts of people spend the rest of their lives unemployed and in shame

[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]

Every ad now

we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"

"This woke Me-Too bullshit has gone too far," said the former Harvard President and Secretary of the U.S. Treasury to the billionaire pedophile sex trafficker in a private email that the Justice Department under both parties kept secret for years

New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.

Honestly how are pharma companies not allowed to sue these people into the ground. I'm really asking.

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!

Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png

Each new statement is dumber than the last.

a man says i 'm the guy who does his job while standing next to another man Alt: Mark Wahlberg in The Departed says "i'm the guy who does his job; you must be the other guy"

Everybody to Senate Dems today:

With all due respect, sir: are you fucking braindead

Just incandescent right now. We had everything going in the right direction and then the Dems just flushed it all away in an instant for literal no gain, and on top of it all, now I have to go back to work this week knowing that this dumbfuck fascist admin will just keep chugging along on my labor.

During the time I was a Virginia reporter I got to see many politicians speak, and I promise you that Tim Kaine was by some distance the least inspiring politician I ever saw, including the local councilmen in my city of 20,000 people.

LESS. THAN. A. WEEK.

Took them less than a week to take one of the most visible public repudiations of the GOP in my lifetime and turn it into hog slop.

I’m so mad my temperature is higher than my ACA premiums.

Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.

The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.

Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

Heads up to anyone who uses Stripe, in case you didn't hear/need the reminder: Starting Dec 2025, ALL accounts will be auto opted-in to their AI dispute feature, which will auto fight disputes for you, and take 30% if it wins for you.

If you do NOT want this feature, turn it off via your dashboard.

oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis

To Senate Dems: if you're going to use the election wins as an excuse to get aggressive on the shutdown, can you, maybe, actually get AGGRESSIVE on the shutdown?

Demand ICE be defunded. Demand restoration of USAID. Demand criminal prosecution for the murder of civilian fishermen. DO SOMETHING REAL

all of this is also true for sexism. you tell me you think women are biologically less smart and i’ll suspect that i could probably convince you to drink your own piss

bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass

apropos james watson’s death i had an idle thought today about how stupid race/iq stuff sounds. “buh if your skin is darker you are biologically less smart” is a thing only a dumbass can believe

We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.

Tweet from David Miller: "At least his fellow Zionist Sadiq Khan waited to step into office on his first day as Mayor of London before dancing on the graves of Palestinians by having a photoshoot with Britain's 'Chief Rabbi' and the Netanyahu adviser Mark Regev. Mamdani is showing who he works for even before he gets in the door. An awful Zionist charlatan."

I do not think all anti-Zionists are antisemitic, but anti-Zionists who label Zohran Mamdani a "Zionist" simply because he condemned swastikas drawn on a Jewish day school in Brooklyn are in fact antisemites.

The real reason to get a cat or dog in your life is so you can, at any random moment, while doing something unrelated, have this living creature choose to be near you when you know it could be anywhere else instead. That's that real life-affirming stuff