Lauren W.

You bought it???? 🎉

He also makes swords by submerging them in rivers so that all tracks.

Oh, got it. I love when hubris goes awry.

About half of playtime in the yard is Foster Dog chasing Pike because he wants to play and Pike running away because he’s done playing.

It’s even weirder because there’s no alt text. What was that dude on?

Oh that’s pretty! If it came in a vintage leather finish I’d pay twice that.

This is how I learned your FIL has a wikipedia page.

Woke up late and have to wait for my coffee because Aaron is “on a timecrunch” because he “has to leave for work.” That was some bullshit.

I’ve never been so grateful for paywalls in my life. These are the messiest people to have ever lived.

I have muted most every possible keyword into oblivion but I need to be distracted. Will someone please tell me what the hell everyone is currently wishing they hadn’t seen?

Driving at 5:30 pm in November: nope, too dangerous, got to stay home

Oh bloody hell, I hadn’t thought of that.

*Rep’s* — Seattle Rep’s next mainstage show

Seattle next mainstage show is Come from Away. They’re marketing it as a feel-good musical.

Has anyone on their team actually watched the show???

I wonder how many pictures he took to make sure that face was ready to go.

Good info to have, especially for business owners and employees.

Thread but also just don't tell Paypal anything. No "what is this for" you both know what it's for. If you send a friend some money for dinner or something and you say "for friday night", even odds they get banned as a sex worker.

He was just trying to be fair and share, Alyssa.

The four fruits is the best one, I think.

Dear gods I love the way language changes.

Pretending that both parties are the same and not voting harms the people you claim to fight for. Glad you feel better though, I guess.

Fantasies are fun. Living in fantasies lead to a whole lot of weirdness and harm.

Not participating in the government systems that currently exist feels morally superior and is also entirely counterproductive to affecting change because of the ways the systems in power operate.

Okay but I’m holding out at this can actually happen because I know people it’s happened to.

Ah, yes, Gwyneth Paltrow “maintaining her detox” while her body eating itself to survive.

I’ve now had two cats who have repeatedly gone into our hallway bathroom and howled at a spot in the upper corner of the shower. They know.

Photo taken from the back of an open cafeteria-type space. On the far end Travis Baldree is answering questions from the audience. There is a ThirdPlace Commons sign over his head and a Third Place Books banner to his left.

“That’s the real escapist fantasy in Legends & Lattes – making friends in your 40s.” @travisbaldree.bsky.social speaks truth.

And SINGING ALONG quietly. Best Lyft ride ever? I think so.

Lyft driver is playing early 2000s boy band music. Pure, delightful nostalgia for my old heart.

Not funny but extremely related news:

Huh, if I did that in class I’d be failed as student and (hopefully) fired as a teacher.