Rita Skeeter would

I’m getting a lot of, “but maga just says the approval is proforma and everyone renovated the WH.” Put aside that you don’t listen to people in the throes of mind control, the point is that this admin won’t even PRETEND that oversight governs them. the lack of pretense is the huge flag to me.

That’s funny i have never even considered that pronunciation before when i read your name.. maybe they think its like quinceñera 😅

Aside from the racism, the planet destruction, the shmex crimes… half the people in this country still gleefully support Trump who is openly robbing us blind.. It boggles the mind

Graduated with honors from the Kelly Clarkson University of Covering Songs

My 6mo. old appears to love Curb your Enthusiasm 🥲

@thekidfury.bsky.social said “Drake probably got a journal with a lock & key on it” & i fell out 😅 @thisistheread.com

okay rereading these stories to my newborn… absolutely unhinged. the cat in the hat ?! First off, Do not open the door for strangers and 2, that cat destroyed the entire gd house

Very much enjoying the inflatable frog segment of the civil war.

The judge: it is hereby ordered that you are in fact, not like us

I love him.

😳 I’ve always heard about but gd..

“No, no, fuck him. I’m getting that potion.”

-my bf playing a game that has wizards

👏🏽💛“Be weird. Be rude. Stay alive.” is my favorite Crime junkie advice.

“i don’t have to understand the words to catch a vibe”

“good sense ain’t gon get in they way”

- just a few gems from @crissle.com in this week’s episode of @thisistheread.com 🤸🏽‍♀️

Pressurrrre🔥📸

like, this can't literally be real life

Democratic party messaging should be simple.

The Current Occupant of the White House will do anything, including destroy America, to divert attention from the EPSTEIN files & to avoid releasing them.

He is threatening to close the Government & mass layoffs to distract you, while punishing you.

whet

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I scrome 😭

I'm so embarrassed to be an American right now. Donald Trump is a senile old codger, standing before the United Nations, reading a speech clearly written by an alt right lunatic and a bunch of oil and gas lobbyists. Well done, U.S. voters. You really fucked this one up.

When the skilled workers are accepting offers for excellent salaries in other nations, when their rabid racism chases all the immigrant labor from our shores, White MAGA Americans will look around and wonder what happened, why they can’t get a single simple thing done anymore…and blame Joe Biden.

Oh that made me lol as well. it’s the placement & the accuracy together i think 😅

Since I was a child the phrase “wash my ass” (also see, “go wash yo ass”)has been hee-larious to me. It tickles me to this day (🌝).

so descriptive, yet so concise

White on white violence is seriously out of control in our country.

White people really need to get their communities in order😑

He just sending the National Guard to wherever there’s Black people.

This girl said “please teach your children they can disagree without harming others” …. 🧐 Ma’am, that is the exact opposite world these people have created. This is why we were marching & voting & begging yall not to elect this man bc we don’t wanna live like this … What’s not clicking ?

The random girls from HS declaring their heartbreak about this NeoNazi’s death.. is giving the same as when they got outraged about when BLM started rioting but had zilch to say about the 900 gazillion murders that started it

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This timeline is the fuuuuucking pits