If anyone is looking to scratch a high school/early college music nostalgia itch, I just realized the Cartel (Chroma 20 year anniversary tour) I bought a ticket to is a date that my family and I will be out of town. It’s October 4th.

It is Father’s Day so it’s time for me to tell a few stories about my dad

Sister complained “I blame you for this big ribcage” one day and dad shot back “McDonalds gave you that big ribcage, don’t bring me into this”

How long do you think he waited before doing a bump off it

I was not prepared for how unhinged kids content is. Like Elmo is dressed as Indiana Jones….but he’s also a chef…chasing a nose….to an avocado tree? All to teach the number seven? David Lynch would be proud.

You are angry with me on the internet. I am explaining this to you from my bathtub. We are not the same.

Dude came into the bathroom at work, stood in front of the urinal for 30 seconds, then sighed and said “okay I tried” and walked out.

I was at Levi’s for the UW game the year prior and that’s where I came to the same conclusion and it’s been great (albeit sad) for me to hit that same place.

Remembering Adam Yauch aka MCA

August 5, 1964 - May 4, 2012

Beastie Boys HD : Sabotage ( David Letterman ) - 1994

#hardcorepunk #hiphop #mca #adamyauch #beastieboys #history #punkrockhistory #otd

Caleb Lohner told the Broncos a switch was "one of the best decisions I've ever made."

"I couldn't be more grateful for all the schools that I was at, but especially the University of Utah, their football program, the Whittinghams — coach Kyle and coach Freddie Whittingham."

Nothing is more interesting to my dog than a person in the bathroom. What are they doing? Why can’t I come in? What’s going on? So many mysteries.

Opening Bloomberg.com right now

Imagine you’re stuck in space and the president has put this guy in charge of getting you home safely

💀💀💀💀💀💀

Red Rising series if you haven’t read it yet. You’re welcome

Imagine telling them “this will be a musical someday”

Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell

Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell
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you can tell the people trying to gut the government have never had a real job because they landed on "one micromanaging email" as the thing that would break regular people

His will and testament I imagine

Remember to have love in your heart and listen to at least one CD today

Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond

Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond

Anti-Aging Millionaire Announces He Has Put In Purple Contact Lenses

Anti-Aging Millionaire Announces He Has Put In Purple Contact Lenses
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at last a perfect football team

We also have The Wonky Donkey and it’s awesome!

I belly-laughed a bunch reading it. It’s really good.

We’re easing her into those. She likes the Dark Matter series though!

My wife got the kids a Valentine’s Day book. I love her.

Oh thank heavens! Kid is now 22 months old and is still a true snoozer. Real sleepers know!

Does Cujo have eyes? Asking for me.