Ophexis

my hands sounding like sandpaper when i rub them together lmao

A photo of OP posing with a peace sign next to the Iron Lung poster, face hidden by a paladin icon

It was pretty good!

Doing my part and heading out to watch Iron Lung in a bit!

angled passage of arms completely in the wrong direction one time tonight they're gonna point and laugh at paladin school😩

A photo of a bowl of caramel popcorn, which is OP's current raid food, in front of their computer screen in the m9s arena.

Always gotta show up to raid prepared

suspects this time is thursday shovelling and yesterday shopping but im mad bc my bags werent even heavyyyyyyyyyy-uuuuuuuh (I have a kettle now)

just hoping the change of position will do something so i can go back to bed for an hour or two later 🫠

these random bouts of night time shoulder blade pain have been crazy but this is the first time tylenol hasnt done shit so now im up at 7 am after like 2 hrs of trying everything, playing powerwash simulator instead of trying to sleep lmao

I cannot stress this enough: this is not possible

in a literal technological sense: you cannot train an AI and expect even comprehensible results with under ~1 million pieces of data, nobody can supply all that with the variance needed. You can only achieve it through wanton scraping

one singular shift into the year: wao i miss vacation

I KNOOOW it's like she was the size of a peanut just some time ago! And now she's out there doing full sentences

Not to make anyone jealous or anything but my niece said my name for the first time yesterday😤

Happy New Year y'all, may it be chill

me when the power inevitably goes out exactly at suppertime and I can't use the michaelwave

if the power goes out i could plug a kettle into my UPS and have instant noodles!! but i have kettleless still (im gonna buy one soon)

watching the full cm of ice forming on every surface outside and being like mm i really should have purchased a kettle already

i'd like next year to be the year of no tummy troubles so I'm making some improvements to my breakfasts

ngl i used to think they were just some kind of health fad but I got some recently cuz I saw it recommended for fiber intake and they're actually really cool lol

chia seeds are crazy i have a nutricious chocolate pudding ready for tomorrow morning and I had to do was mix a couple of things in a bowl

Photo of OP wearing a Mechanicus christmas sweater and holding a servo-skull plush who is wearing a santa hat

This Unit wishes you all a Happy holidays and good times before she leaves for family dinner!

anyway can't wait to give my niece her gifts!! i got her crayons play-doh and a coloring book

official day of trying to get my dad to choose an hour to come pick me up bc he is the one driving and I should be the one adjusting lmao
"oh what time do you want" i have a bus to take dad just tell me what time you need and I'll figure out how to get there in time😩

A 4chan post screenshot. Lain from the anime "Serial Experiments Lain" is wearing a Santa Claus costume in front of a real photo of a fireplace and pine tree, both decorated for Christmas. Post reads "Present day, present time!"

A video I took several years ago I genuinely don't remember why but I wanted to post it around the holidays this year lmao. Sound on, Happy holidays!

Photoshopped version of the "you are safe now my sweet child" meme featuring OP as the creature and OP's friend as the offerer. OP is being given hot tamales candy and saying "i owe you my life"

Remembered this thing I made bc awia always gets me the goods😤

going from doom train prog to playing my darktide ganger who's in a train gang lmao

*vigorously shaking the oatmeal baggie company* if a single portion is 1/3 of a cup of oatmeal I shouldn't be left with less than 1/3 of a cup at the bottom of the bag after doing single portions the whole time!!!

Games industry layoff data

We may still see a few more layoffs added for 2025 as I learn of ones I may have missed (there are always some of those) or new ones emerge (not all regions take the last weeks of the month off) but a few more won't make a dramatic change now so behold the state of games industry layoffs. 🧵

The award for Most Workers Laid Off goes to the Embracer Group, for laying off 7800 workers in the past two years

The award for "Most Workers Laid Off" goes to...

EMBRACER GROUP
For laying off roughly 7800 workers between July 2023 and July 2025

A screenshot from Hello Kitty Island Adventure of OP's character standing on the nighttime jubilee dance floor mat

We have m5s at home