Kizzy

The opposite of sapphic is Van Halen

If prayer worked, it would have been commodified to death by our capitalist hellhole already

Steely Dan sing like they are disappointed you listen to Steely Dan

From: The Little Mermaid (1968), dir. Ivan Aksenchuk, Soyuzmultfilm

A yogurt parfait cup with granola on top appears to have a sad face formed by blueberries and a curved slice of strawberry.

woegurt

Make sure your RPG battle transitions, scene composition, and attack animations are at least as cool as this Taiwanese DOS RPG from 1995

I really feel like I missed my true calling: being a wealthy heiress with more money than God

I've seen the people who have that job, and they all suck at it. If I could just get my foot in the door, I would be so much better

“what’s the matter javacript?”
“nothing! what do you mean”
“i mean you aren’t updating with my new values”
“oh that’s fine”
“it’s fine? so you’re not, idk, secretly hitting an infinitely recursive loop and shitting yourself without throwing an exception?”
“uhhhhhh”

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I have a deep seated fear of being annoying so just know if I liked your post I'm sat here like this but too nervous to leave a reply

The feminine form of mango

There’s actually so much a girl could make me do if she just ordered me to, like there is hardly anything i won’t do if a pretty girl tells me to

Surprised by how much I like how I looked here

There are times when you must speak, not because you are going to change the opposing side, but because if you do not speak, they have changed you.

Homunculus Loxodontus

All I'm saying is, if you ran a campaign on democracy being at stake and democracy lost, isn't it time to be massively freaking out instead of doing this

playing the guided meditation at 2x speed and jumping ahead to get to the good parts

Kink Kong

not gonna use terms like "non-hierarchical" or whatever for poly anymore… y'all are playing either ranked or casual

Your pictures give me hope 🩷. I hope you feel better soon

Why did you transition, wrong answers only

I was tired of having to host family for the holidays. Cheaper now at least

Something something "you know that's not a *real* girl's dick you're sucking..."

When I tell you to do push-ups the only thing I want to hear from you is "Push what up where, Sir?"

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I was not expecting Starbucks bathroom lighting to be so on point. Shiny hair!

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.”

The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out

I've said it before but whether you knew you were a girl from your very first memory or you decided last week that you're going to give this woman thing a try because it seems cool, you're my sister and you deserve to have your rights fought for and protected

Love these pink highlights in my brown hair

🩷 Yeppp, same thing here a few days ago. What a mix of feelings. I will never regret transitioning

Still haven’t seen Wicked, but it does warm my heart to know that there is now an entire other generation that is going to attempt to read, and inevitably decide not to finish, the book it’s based on