Wilek Pilek

imagine there was a really big ball of yarn in Maine and somebody pushed it really hard n it started rolling n rolling and unraveled all across the United States until a single string of yarn stretched from east coast to west coast

if therapy is professional help then calls from your mates at 2am is amateur assistance

Is it just me or does anybody else pronounce "Bluesky" like it rhymes with 'Ruski'

slander the dander that meanders or panders to glad handers that plan blurred curtains or cantors

Kansas—I'm not sure if it's the land that makes the people hateful or if it's the hateful people that make the land fallow and unforgiving

they don't want you to know this but if you wake up backwards you can actually live your whole day like that

I flew the zoo to stew in my pew of untrue goo

I think a lot about the idea of a hole in my yard that produces soup like a natural spring. The kind of soup is irrelevant, it is simply Yard Soup.