Miguel B.

In the Heavens, God is seen bragging about their creative abilities to their partner, Lucifer, holding their new creation in their hands, a human. "Hey, Lucy, I created something you'll never be able to: I call it "Human", and I gave it intellect and power to create the most beautiful and complex pieces of art! Jealous? Hah!" Bragged the Multidimensional being of infinite power, to the great annoyance of the Dark Master. "Let's take a peek at the perfect art, my new invention creates in the future?", asked God. "Sure", said the annoyed demon after a long sigh. And then a portal is ripped open in front of their eyes, layers upon layers into the distant future of humanity are revealed to the two outerversal beings... And it showed the art that humans create are lewd scenarios between God and Lucifer, with multiple drawings of the two beings kissing and passionately making out, titled God x Lucifer Yuri. The flustered beings stared in shock at the revelation as the human in God's hand looked at their creator in shame, but still proud. The silence is broken by a flustered Lucifer, who, looking at the humans' creativity, turns to God and says: "T-that's a pretty good creation, Eloh! Y-you should make more of them!!!", to the silence of the blushing deity.

God is seen introducing a reluctant man, called Adam, to their newest creation, Eve: "Eve, this is Adam. He is your boy friend and I want you two to really get along, *wink* *wink*, hehe" said the not so subtle deity, to the disapproval of Adam, who appeared to be uninterested in the idea of getting together to anyone: "I don't care, dad. I just wanna take care of my garden." Said the bored man. Meanwhile, Eve seemed quite enamored with the idea of getting to know the man, releasing a flustered"Oh My!" But something caught the attention of the girl, as Lucifer arrived from the forests of Eden, accompanied by a gorgeous lady: "And this is Lilith, I hope you two get along as well!" Said the dark god, with the beautiful woman offering a treat to Eve: "Sup, cutie! Wanna share an apple?" Asked the woman for great embarrassment of Eve who could only say "Oh" blushingly to the perfect sight in front of her. And thus, bisexuality was born, and God saw that it was good.

A heroine is seen arriving at the top of a tower to save a princess from the infamous Dragon Queen. "I have come to take you from this tower, beautiful maiden!", said the brave warrior. But the princess had a not so enthusiastic reaction to the arrival of her savior: "Eeeww! I'm not into women! Out!!! Ordered the princess, rejecting the brave heroine. But to the surprise of the noble woman, the warrior wasn't there because of her: "I'm not talking about you." Replied the warrior, running straight into the arms of the giant Dragon Queen and screaming: "I'm talking about this cute Dragon Lady!!!", leaving the princess dumbfounded as the warrior and dragon snuggled before her eyes.

I think it's brave how you wake up and try again, even when yesterday left you with nothing. I think it's brave how you carry the weight of things no one else can see, and still find a way to smile. Some days, survival is quiet. No grand gestures, no applause. Just you, choosing to keep going. And that is enough.

Needed this <3

kara x mitsu
ocs by @hitsujigoods.bsky.social
I didn't really knew what to do with the background lel

Elster found her wife!

#SIGNALIS #SIGNALISart #signalisfanart

Mitsu's ear muffs

Nurse Kara

Darn what'd I miss?

Photo of Revy Photoshopped onto a transgender flag She's pointing back and looking shocked

Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato

Jean-Paul Sartre: Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.

you don’t have to engage in the gaslighting. simply say ‘it was a nazi salute’ and refuse to engage in the preposterous claim that he was ‘throwing his heart to the crowd’ or whatever

it was a nazi salute. the ppl claiming otherwise know it was too. you don’t need to spend the day arguing with them

And a catgirl

To du du du du du du duelllllllll!!!!!!

A tweet from PC Gamer that reads: Underfunded enthusiast too poor for mecha kits turns to smutty "perfect waifu" game, remodels an innocent girl into "a magnificent Destroy Gundam" and includes images of said innocent girl and magnificent Destroy Gundam.

Goodnight!

What maladaptive daydreaming does to a mfer

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I don't like snow, but my elf Ari loves it.

#dnd #dungeonsanddragons

A navy t-shirt with my artwork "Colombiana" printed on it

A black t-shirt with my artwork "Profile" printed on it

A white t-shirt with my artwork "Picasso" printed on it

A grey t-shirt with my artwork "Sour" printed on it

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Reddit post with a picture of the Turn A Gundam/White Doll. "Yaoi, yuri, Charmuro, Sulemio, it matters not. All came from nothing. All will return to nothing. There is only ∀

Good morning

just telling a girl she's pretty isn't enough tell her what you like about her. even the stuff that seems unconventional. she might be self conscious about it but avoiding that topic will just confirm she has reason to be

a man with a beard is shown on a screen with the words england prevails ALT: a man with a beard is shown on a screen with the words england prevails

Republicans be like

Yeah, me too

Loran with a sword, charging at the screen

GUNDAM SWORD FIGHT

GUNDAM SWORD FIGHT

Time to lay down. Big tired

I'd like to hang out with a misses pls

I'm just a little mister trying his best

Amazin!

What is a Thug Shaker?

90’s anime aesthetics