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jovi dylan

@joviidylan.bsky.social

mushroom enthusiast πŸ„ this is the only social media my parents don’t have so… you’ve been warned 🫢🏼

14 Followers  |  15 Following  |  10 Posts  |  Joined: 28.01.2026
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Being employed is spiritually luteal

01.03.2026 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you know it’s really over for lesbians when you unadd them on costar.

27.02.2026 09:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh so defeated… tiny pile of puke on the floor (T . T)

22.02.2026 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

consulting my tarot cards-
β€œshould i become a seafarer?”

12.02.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

trying to convince myself to go into the trades-
β€œit’s just like minecraft”

12.02.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

running into my ex situationships at the anti facism drag show

09.02.2026 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the only boots i lick are worn by dykes πŸ’•

09.02.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m okay now but oh my god.
also the package did not shatter at all, it’s completely fine πŸ‘πŸΌ
the guy was also a doctor which worked out v nicely

07.02.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

have you ever fallen -face first- into a massive mud puddle in front of a customer?
while carrying their package of 10 glass panes??
and then you have a tachycardia episode and can’t breathe for a few minutes???
and start having a medical emergency in this dudes driveway????
i felt so bad lmao

07.02.2026 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bong rip in the sunshine β˜€οΈ feels like i just got a forehead kiss from gaia herself 🌿

06.02.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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can’t wait for my beautiful new deck of cards to be destroyed by a bunch of dykes πŸ’«

06.02.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0