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i forgot to use this acc more than my junk twitter oop. anyway sometimes lunch is one beer and that's okay

commission!

did a full color commission without realizing client asked for black and white before sending it off

i wish i had the psychic fortitude of a pharmacy technician

im sick of seeing bald pussy gate 3 posts. if i cant play no one should play

therapists here will b like "i am queer allied and want to be as accessible as possible ☺️ i do not take insurance and have a sliding scale of 100-300 dollars per session! xoxo"

gauging whether the driver behind me is an alpha or beta by scooting up a few inches at a red light and seeing if they do the same

every time i see ENDWI on a car i read “END WISCONSIN” and im like yea. End it

there’s something gender about him

this s a self depreciating tweet

drawing backgroudns free of extra charge out of the goodness of my heart and the stupidity of my brain

Starting a new campaign! Running some close friends and my partner, and its the PBTA pirate game im working on!
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I wanted to do an inaugural doodle so heres my players characters on little wanted posters!! Vio the Anchor, Jones the Disgraced, and Vaughn the Preacher.
#neonjawboneart #NJttrpg

hate being commed to draw a character in a suit bro...... why am i spending the whole time rendering this fucking suit. why am i teaching myself new skills to render this suit

i'm not even sure these r the correct needle sizes but i'm so tired of fighting in a 4 way deathmatch w insurance doctors and pharmacy im just gonna do my best with what i GAT!!!!!

i'm a bitch, i'm a lover, i'm a slut, i'm a twink, i'm a faggot, i'm a tramp, i'm a gemini, i'm a--

a whole ass sprig of parsley just fell out of my pocket

every time i see bjd i read it as “bobert jowney dunior”

i did it lol

waaAAAAH doing my first t shot in like 4 years im scawed!!!!!! i hate shots!!!!!!! i can do this!!! DAMN IT!!!!!!!

image from the website popverse, displaying an article that claims "Black sails is the best pirate show of all time." Featured is a still from the show of leads Toby Stephens and Luke Arnold as Captain Flint and Long John Silver, respectively.

correct.

my ass after a serious phone call: byebye

tjhe british have sandra oh hostage. RELEASE HER!!!!! LET HER TALK HER SHIT

iwtv did for me what killing eve was too chickenshit and british to do

are there any weed deals for 9/11

Welcome home

3 DAYS LEFT and we’re at 65% funding👁️👁️👁️ can we make it by the skin of our teeth?? Let’s GOOOO

Art here is by the inimitable @maxbanshees.bsky.social !!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/slo...

brother if you dont get these tits off my chest i'm gonan have to intervene

if i dont get testosterone by the end of the week i'm making it everyone else's problem

counterpoint: crossfaded, secrets of nimh