Stewberto

There you go. Met him once when I was a teenager. He was a prick. Which was perfect and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Awe shucks ☺️. Don’t just think about it, do it. Use it as you like. It’s a crowd pleaser.

If you know, you know. #BMoreStrong.

I didn’t say worse, I said dumber. It’s also better. Both are true. Try it, it’s fun. Especially the “Someday yous weell foind me…” part.

One of my favorite things to do is sing this song in a Baltimore accent (which is a Philly accent but dumber). Watch an early John Waters film and just imagine this song in a Balmer accent, Hon.

This stuck out to me too. Everything was POTUS did this and President Trump did that. Actually I prefer it that way, this and that are terrible things and he can own them.

I'm going to miss her. Crocket, not Noem (as if anyone on Bluesky thought I meant Noem.)

a man wearing glasses and a jacket says watch out now ALT: a man wearing glasses and a jacket says watch out now

Cut to image of me listening for drones over my house because of what I would LIKE to do to certain leaders of this country (but won't).

I cannot be held responsible for my actions if he fucks up our Rick Steves tour of Barcelona and Madrid in June.

Minor point but "If you can't define what a woman is, you can't define fraud." WTF kind of logic is that?

That's it. I can't take it anymore. I'm What's Apping OpenClaw to buy me a cabin in the Montana wilderness.

That was disgusting. “We’re punching them while they’re down.” Is this what we stand for now? At least he didn’t say “The US” did…. Like a true cult follower it was all Trump/POTUS did this. Good. He can take credit for being a war criminal.

Why does Steve Kornacki wear shirts 8 sizes too big?

I'm not a Bloody Mary type of guy, but you put Old Bay on the rim and/or in the drink, I'm slurping.

Of course I am from Maryland.

This should not surprise anyone. What a fucking douche.

Photo of Harry Nilsson’s Nilsson Schmilsson record sitting on a turntable playing said record.

Been looking for this for a while. Picked up at record show this weekend. Probably paid too much but the vinyl is in good shape.

Oh for fuck's sake. What the fuck Colorado?

Dow is down to ~47k so I expect Pam Bondi to start talking about the Trump files.

Hey, that’s not fair. There are a lot of British peeps on here that go to bed at 3 PM (EST).

Nine Inch Nails album cover waiting to happen.

Sure.
Iran is the nexus of terrorism.
They have no moral compass.
They will attack civilians.
They have terror cells all over the world.
They have no boundaries.

So let’s attack them, they’ll cower, roll over and make a deal.

Who would have thought they’d attack back?

Fucking morons.

Sir, did you go grocery shopping today?

I did not go grocery shopping. I simply went to the store and bought food to sustain us for a week. That is not the same as grocery shopping.

Sir, how would you define grocery shopping?

Look at these gold curtains. I gold. Gold best.

Love it.

Is that in the Count Chocula monster cereal family?

HA! I missed that.

Because then we wouldn't need to attack Iran. You can jump on to this circular argument at any point and go for a spin.

I'm not even talking meta data. Just simply from the angle of the picture. Girl is stupid, but she knows social media photos.

Only because it wouldn't have taken 2 seconds to figure out who took and sent the picture. She was about to get caught. Don't overstate her morals. She shows us who she is.

In times of uncertainty like this, I turn to existential philosophy and am comforted by the 100% certainty that nothing matters and/because we'll all die.

How many of those idiots would say it wasn't war if some country bombed Mar a Lago and took him out. Not a one I'd think.