Kizzer

Chilaquiles

This will heal my arm

A digital painting of a pokemon. In a sunlit room, the new gen dog-like pokemon lies on a blanket while being petted with a firm, almost grabbing motion. Tufts of fur spill out between the fingers.

New family

Ah yes, noted extensive market research such as--

*checks notes*

..."Thick thighs save lives". Groundbreaking research. Truly revolutionary. Can't believe nobody thought of this before.

some say they are still fighting to this day
#ポケモン30周年 #Pokemon30

30周年！！！！おめでとう🎉

French toast with eggs, bacon and sausage

We toasting this morning

It's not THAT bad--I know I'm in the second half of a head cold. Sore throat Mon/Tues, moved to a headache yesterday. If I'm not better by tomorrow though, urgent care is literally two blocks away so I'll head over, I promise. 🫡

My head feels like it's gently being squeezed from the outside, like someone testing the firmness of a melon.

Constantly.

I thought a big burger and a good night of sleep would fix that, but boy was I wrong lol.

At least the burger was good.

You ever been so mad at a video game that you WANTED to go back to work instead of playing more?

That's me trying to play Silent in Slay the Spire. Not only am I mad, but I'm mad that I'm mad and I'm about this close to going to touch grass.

Are those Cliftons?

Morning after update:

This is a new level of soreness that I didn't even know existed. I'm not getting out of bed.

unironically tho LOL

PT Update: one day, I will stop being a scientific anomaly. Today sure as FUCK wasn't that day.

"Usually, when I massage a hamstring muscle, there's some give, some pliability. Not yours."

bro I just want to be functional 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Might look into this if things still aren't settled in a couple months. I'm in the middle of retooling my diet/exercise/sleep and I need to see how that all shakes out when I get it all dialed in.

Don't worry, I've already got the coffee IV hooked directly into my veins lmao. I just might have to come to terms that my body won't let me be a night owl anymore (._. )

The one thing that I still haven't figured out about turning 40 is the fact that seemingly like flipping a switch, getting 5 hours of sleep instead of 6+ feels like a death sentence lol. It honestly feels like I didn't sleep at all. This is brutal 😭

This looks insane. I'm jealous, have fun!!

at least they didn't 5K the divekick

on purpose

Rise up my scramblers, hashers, and corn beefers.

BBC News screenshot with the subtitle "Welcome to the year of the whores. People around the globe celebrate..."

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake

And a happy year of the whores to you all

I know it is a holiday but I canNOT celebrate presidents day in good conscience

If you think I'm celebrating Chipp Zanuff you're INSANE

Honestly, 25 years sounds a little shorter than I was imagining

Happy Valentine's Day! Enjoy your cardio, in whatever form it may take. 😎

I've mentioned this before, but the T&A characters of the past have been around so long that they are more comfort than fanservice. Its just nice to see Morrigan Aensland, Mai Shirainui, and Kasumi any time they show up

Aww Kasumi's back :) and she got her tits out again :) that's so nice :)

Blueberry pancakes, scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage

Lets go cakers!

My watch really said "go 30 minutes tomorrow or you're a punk".

Funny, that turtle seems to shaped a lot like a Colossus 🤔

Why is it 100% Toss cheese so far???