The Coburn Tattler!

…in his whiny little pipsqueak voice.

I'm surprised trump isn't using the detainees denied due process as a labor pool to build a pyramid to house his obese mummified carcass for eternity.

I hear the practice contributes to headline grammar mistakes.

Damn! A day late and a dollar short.

As opposed to asleep - like trump at his criminal trials.

Audience consisted of paid crisis actors.

His website: Pipsqueak nazi dot com

Meantime the kleptocrat is shoveling-in untold quantities of happy meals and tucking away stolen revenue from Venezuela. He may have to bootscoot outta Washington ya know... it'll come in handy.

Navarro is a surly som'bitch, ain't he?!

Unless you’re the Jan6 mob.

Putin next ...to be consistent. Anyone in the civilized world willing to fetch trump, be our guest.

Vain Idiot Launches War Of Aggression For Purposes Of Stealing Foreign Oil

I thought the som'bitch caved on COFFEE tariffs too. Why haven't the prices come down?!

Regarding the cancellations at The Kennedy Center: I for one would not want my brand associated with this lawless narcissistic piece of shit. That alone is cause enough. Opposing the illegal name-change and firing of the board is noble work too. Fuck their ridiculous lawsuit threat!

He's gonna die soon and wants to put his shit stains over as much as possible as a fuckyou to every good American.

Easily undone ...when we shitcan their bullshit "board".

Fifty thousand kronkites! That'll buy a lotta carrots!

Excuse me for sayin', but Lindsey is a fucking weasel!

Classy!

He's not a president. He's just a loud-mouthed schnook!

That's what HAPPENS when you make tens of millions of enemies being a disgusting liberal-hating maga prick. The very people who were the target customer, dumbshit! Oh, and those stupid trucks turned out to be junk. No surpise there.

He has nothing to worry about personally. He's obviously on his last legs and will never finish his term. Now the dickheads around him... they're fucked!

Ahh, so it never was intended to be a requirement. Just another bullshit gimme-fee.

Here's the script, paid liar, now READ it to the press!

HAUL her arrogant goddamn ass in! And explain in small words what coequal branches of government means.

Where's her goddamn cross?!

DEFINITELY selling pardons, the dickhead-in-chief!

Sorry to be so cynical, but my gut reaction is trump chose a few more martyrs. I absolutely think its possible given the shit he's pulled in the past.

That son of a bitch ought to pay the judgements against him post-haste then, goddamnit!

Lindsey: weasel
Marge: weasel
trump: weasel on borrowed time