Girl, I Guess

I’m very clearly procrastinating house work. I should go 😔😔

Throws off the equilibrium

No

“NOPE” (2022)

Anna’s face when they told her those were all the images that Mario had sent … CINEMA

(I also still want to try those pastries they brought to the couture shoot.)

Being in Vogue has to mean something!

Fair

Wait not me seeing this the day after

@scoobyct.bsky.social SCOOBY!!!

Can’t remember if stair master is an ok active rest day activity but going to give it a go anyway

(Unfortunately I’ve also become one of those people who reads a book while doing cardio and so I’ll be working on this.)

Had to put my phone down at the restaurant while I reached in my pocket. Was mid scroll on instagram.

When I picked it up I realized I had paused my scroll here

Ain’t it you??

Although I say the same thing about the giants. Just happened to see some five foot otter in the gym

One thing about the little pocket gays 🤪🤪

😂😂

Anyway if you want me to dogsit for you put some cherries, grapes and berries in the fridge 💕 (not required but appreciated.)

Your weed and liquor will remain untouched

Lmao

I’ve dogsat for these four couples and they are all, never fail, always like: hey anything in the house is fair game. There’s weed and alcohol you can have. Anything in the fridge too. Should we get you anything?

My square ass: hey yeah, fruit is all!

They think more pushes means more requests meaning it will be prioritized

Not true: what burns my spirit more is when all this is true and the writer had both resources and access that I do not

Makes sense that you think it’s other people then

Nothing burns my spirit more than not getting a specific assignment and then seeing the version that was published is far inferior to what I would have done even if given merely an hour to write

They were just explaining the process and while they had hoped for a girl their embryos were all male

Ok but my bed time is asleep by midnight and you’re a DJ so I feel like you’re being sarcastic!

(We should all probably do an at home sperm test tho.)

Why Colton Underwood Went Through “Sperm Rehab” to Start a Family: “All My Sperm Were Dead” The reality star took a supplement called “AlphaSperm” in his fertility journey with husband Jordan C. Brown.

Also got to learn about Colton Underwood taking AlphaSperm in a sort of “sperm rehab.”

The more you know www.them.us/story/colton...

Stayed out three hours beyond bed time and entire day is screwed

Why are you so —

Ok fine: no!

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