Jake fishonio - Bluesky Statics

ugly front facing littlest pet shop gecko, I will protect you with my life

27.02.2026 21:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a picture of a chick with the new grass starter's beak and eyebrows badly edited on. the tumblr post underneath it says "i'll kick anyone's ass. ill kick your ass. i'll kick your dog's ass. i'll kick my own ass"

I like the new bird

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pencil drawing of the new fire pokemon who is a little Pomeranian dog with it's evolutions being essentially bigger and fluffier versions

ok hear me out

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stared at browt so much i had a vision

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an iPhone homescreen showing a folder named "His Task", the two apps inside it are "Find My" next to "Pages". the wallpaper shows a very slender man.

WHO THQ FUCK SOLD ME THIS PHONE

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always great seeing ppl discover this seller bc i have the fucked up and evil marisa fish from them. it smells like weird chemicals so i keep it in my room as far away from me as possible

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happy birthday 1 in 256 miss twave into crit tauros hyper beam

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tried playing soku online but got skinned alive by a suika player

23.02.2026 23:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

>be me
>in public VRChat instance
>max capacity instance
>everyone is Japanese
>can't understand a thing
>girl and two guys are talking nearby
>suddenly, girl says "oohhh, sixxo seven…"
>8+ people turn, go "oohh!!" + do the hand movements
>mutual understanding
>memes rebuild the Tower of Babel, 2026

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when i got this popup in-game i laughed so hard because this was my immediate thought #xenoblade #xc1

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tomorrow

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he appears to look familiar to some of you #pikachu

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why is pink touhou bald. i dont like this

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Finished Imperishable Night today the list grows

20.02.2026 02:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

An ad in a magazine, saying that a pictured young boy is a complete Fuck Face for not having Donkey Kong Land III. HEADLINE: Nintendo Apologizes For 1997 GamePro Ad That Called You A Complete Fuck Face If You Didn’t Play Donkey Kong Land III.

Nintendo issued a formal apology for a controversial 1997 GamePro ad calling readers fuck faces if they didn’t play Donkey Kong Land III.
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