Jake

comic of two guys standing in line somewhere. one of the guys has some kind of magic spirit hand lurking over him. guy 1: i've been getting into spectral hands lately guy 2 turns to look at him guy 2: huh? guy 1: yeah. after staring blankly for a moment, guy 2 turns away again guy 1: i don't have it jerk me off or anything. there is no response guy 1: just saying. just saying in case you were thinking that. again, nothing. guy 1: sometimes we practice kissing. the end

spectral hand comic 🫱

yesterday: gf saw 67 post and said they thought of me when they saw it

today: bestie saw 67 on the newspaper and thought of me when they saw it

at the pearly gates: st. peter takes a good look at me and smirks. he starts doing the 67 hands gesture. i am immediately sent to hell afterwards

gran

the more i lab the more i think I should throw hammers at reisen

A pixel art rendition of a magnemite sleeping in a field of vines and flowers. It is rusted, basking in the sun, with a happy expression. Forget-me-nots are growing in the corner.

Happy Pokemon Day! 🍃

#Pokemon

僕のお菓子はなかった。がんぼるぞい。

translation:
There was no snack for me.

don't forget your sunscreen #PokemonWindsWaves

@totomo_fukumaru posting on twitter of their dog having a glow with the text: They call it "AoE"

doodle of Pombon (the new fire-type pomeranian starter pokémon) with my silly idea for its evolutions: - Pombom: it becomes a large fluffy ball shaped like a large cartoon bomb. it still has a small cute face and its tail looks like a lit fuse - Pomet, the final evolution. it's a comet headed towards Earth with a pomeranian face on the side of the comet that faces the Earth

Please

they gave him surgery to remove the nut from its head

ugly front facing littlest pet shop gecko, I will protect you with my life

a picture of a chick with the new grass starter's beak and eyebrows badly edited on. the tumblr post underneath it says "i'll kick anyone's ass. ill kick your ass. i'll kick your dog's ass. i'll kick my own ass"

I like the new bird

pencil drawing of the new fire pokemon who is a little Pomeranian dog with it's evolutions being essentially bigger and fluffier versions

ok hear me out

stared at browt so much i had a vision

an iPhone homescreen showing a folder named "His Task", the two apps inside it are "Find My" next to "Pages". the wallpaper shows a very slender man.

WHO THQ FUCK SOLD ME THIS PHONE

always great seeing ppl discover this seller bc i have the fucked up and evil marisa fish from them. it smells like weird chemicals so i keep it in my room as far away from me as possible

happy birthday 1 in 256 miss twave into crit tauros hyper beam

tried playing soku online but got skinned alive by a suika player

>be me
>in public VRChat instance
>max capacity instance
>everyone is Japanese
>can't understand a thing
>girl and two guys are talking nearby
>suddenly, girl says "oohhh, sixxo seven…"
>8+ people turn, go "oohh!!" + do the hand movements
>mutual understanding
>memes rebuild the Tower of Babel, 2026

when i got this popup in-game i laughed so hard because this was my immediate thought #xenoblade #xc1

tomorrow

he appears to look familiar to some of you #pikachu

why is pink touhou bald. i dont like this

Finished Imperishable Night today the list grows