George Glass ✌️ shoelettuce

Well… in front of you

26.02.2026 21:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey can you get your large butt out of the way? I’m trying to see what’s on that table behind you

26.02.2026 21:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hey wait

26.02.2026 01:04 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait now do one like 😛🚫👖🫲??

25.02.2026 21:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Very that

17.02.2026 04:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nobody seems to care that I’m too hot and fun to have to go to work :(

31.07.2025 13:01 — 👍 96 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

Well yes!

10.02.2026 05:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pope Leo, on Christmas Eve, says denying help to poor is rejecting God Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon on Wednesday that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and stra...

Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @reuters.com

24.12.2025 21:56 — 👍 8105 🔁 2314 💬 126 📌 295

Just so everyone knows Brady is a LIAR he didn’t poison me at all!!! He was quite welcoming and gracious even!!!! DO NOT TRUST HER!!!!!!!

20.12.2025 23:42 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Pwomise? 🥺

18.12.2025 22:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Here I am turning a perfectly good top (my husband until he met me) into a bottom

17.12.2025 02:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh no bb boi I’m sorry!

10.12.2025 22:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

When your back is spasming but you’re in France

09.12.2025 01:13 — 👍 115 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

That can’t be the whole root can it??

02.12.2025 06:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Noooo mommy and daddy don’t fight

19.11.2025 04:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Okay king!!

12.11.2025 22:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I went to shirtless bathroom selfie island they said they elected you their prime minister

11.11.2025 05:33 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

World's luckiest stupidhead

10.11.2025 21:00 — 👍 26 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Hubba hubby 😍😘

02.11.2025 22:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Omg brilliant

28.10.2025 13:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

im going to hold your hand when i tell you the inside out dad is not a halloween costume

27.10.2025 18:39 — 👍 101 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 2

How would you describe that worldview? My father told me something when I was very small to instill confidence in me: “Nobody in the world is worth more than you, but nobody’s worth less.” It is an egalitarian view that I’ve carried around in my life. That’s why I am for free schools, free universities, free health care, and free babysitting. Because our society could afford it. In America, people think social democracy is some kind of communism. They think capitalism is freedom. It’s not. It’s only freedom to exploit people.

stellan skarsgård seems like a good dude

27.10.2025 23:48 — 👍 7501 🔁 1759 💬 6 📌 66

You’re so funny

22.10.2025 02:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh I … I missed that … I get his apology for his Reddit posts but like tattoo removal exists 😬

21.10.2025 18:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Failed the leftist purity test! Stone him!

21.10.2025 14:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Mom and dad please stop fighting

20.10.2025 19:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Y’all are so cute

20.10.2025 05:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Omglob y’all are so cute

20.10.2025 05:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Recently rewatched V for Vendetta and it still slaps so hard. Might I recommend Treasure Planet as well?!

18.10.2025 21:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

17.10.2025 14:32 — 👍 4095 🔁 841 💬 317 📌 214

Posts by George Glass ✌️ (@shoelettuce.bsky.social)