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Interstellar bounty hunter. Outside of your price range. roleplay | sci-fi / crossovers welcome | mdni by ๐‘€๐ด๐‘Œ๐ด

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Hope someone fries that egg.

18.02.2026 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

tl;dr

skip to action sequence

18.02.2026 06:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

( her expression sours further, from merely very annoyed to very very annoyed, and a twitch in her eye tells him he's right - or close enough. )

Well done. All my systems got fried. Kinda freaky. We had shields up, full power one minute, next thing you know... Bzzt. Empty.

18.02.2026 06:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I think the egg is probably imaginary.

18.02.2026 05:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

( shrugs. )

Just some dickfuck in a stupid helmet with a stupid ugly drawing looking for a dumb egg.

18.02.2026 05:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

draw too much attention, she thinks, and decides not to shoot.

18.02.2026 05:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œHey!โ€

She swats it aside and scowls after the girl, throwing up her hands in annoyance.

โ€œYeah! You better run! If I see you again I'll kick your ass!โ€ she yells after her. She's starting to get some funny looks from the public now. She's not even the one with the hammer.

Still, better not

18.02.2026 05:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She shouldn't shoot this idiot, right?

Right?

18.02.2026 05:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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a woman in a red dress with the words what netflix on the bottom ALT: a woman in a red dress with the words what netflix on the bottom

It's not her blood.

Most of it is not her blood.

18.02.2026 05:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She looks at the drawing in disbelief, quite lost for the words for a moment. A child's drawing. A slow child. A slow child with a few broken fingers, she thinks.

โ€œWow, did you draw this yourself? Good luck with this one, kid, but I can't help you.โ€

18.02.2026 05:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œYeah, thanks, smartass, what kind of embryo? Must be something big.โ€

The only reason she was even entertaining this was the faint chance that this thing might be worth the headache. Looking at Vena, she doubted it.

18.02.2026 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh I bet you *love* talking. Look, fine, guns away, you're not who I'm looking for. This place has me *jumpy* that's all.

( she holsters the weapon, but keeps her hand close. )

You were about to tell me how you got here.

18.02.2026 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œHow much is this 'egg' worth to you?โ€

She blows smoke in the girl's face and fakes a smile.

โ€œWhat's in it?โ€

18.02.2026 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She notes the hammer and dismisses it as a threat long before Vena is within striking distance, side-eyeing the stranger with open disdain, cigarette, or something very much like it, dangling from painted red lips.

โ€œWhat did you lose, your brain?โ€

17.02.2026 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did this &@$%ing storm follow her all the way here? Can't take off with all the electrical interference so she's just.

Stuck here. Waiting.

17.02.2026 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, I will.

Enjoy your little getaway!

17.02.2026 05:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Kinda doubt it.

17.02.2026 05:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Anything worth taking?

17.02.2026 05:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Day 1.

Journal entry #3:

The weather here is also shitty.

17.02.2026 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lotta stupid lookin' people here.

17.02.2026 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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cowboy bebop anime character eating a sundae with a cherry on top ALT: cowboy bebop anime character eating a sundae with a cherry on top
16.02.2026 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God only knows what. How did you get here?

16.02.2026 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

( her eyes narrow. there was enough evidence before her to suggest he wasn't lying. at least not entirely. instead she steps back and circles him, the gun kept on him, trained but loose, almost casual. she kept her finger off the trigger. safety first. )

This place is barren. You're dressed for...

16.02.2026 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

( her disappointment? palpable. but what had she expected? )

You must have something, I picked up an energy signature. Don't play games with me.

16.02.2026 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Says the one man circus. Pockets. Now.

16.02.2026 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Not worth the hassle, trust me. We have bigger fish to cook.

16.02.2026 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scrap and junk. Nothing here works any more, it's all eroded. Motherboards covered in sand. Good luck getting that out.

16.02.2026 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Not a thing.

Everything's just *fine*.

16.02.2026 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't touch anything.

16.02.2026 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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She's about to lose it.

16.02.2026 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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