Haggie Witchlin 🧙‍♀️

I dunno, man… bsky.app/profile/pwna...

Then as Justice Stevens pointed out, he’d better avoid the Constitution.

Was just thinking that I didn’t know anyone who thought they had too little power w/r/t the summer emergency docket.

What is a cashew bribe?

What is Ar-ozone-a?

“Find me a case that says you can’t be a plaintiff unless you’re asserting a claim against someone.”

I will not cave to this Bari-metric pressure.

I write from a place significantly more densely populated than inner Tokyo: the famously exclusionary police state of Manhattan.

This is a great question, but I’m not sure that number of correct answers is the best measure of knowledge base, since they could make the questions harder alongside broader average knowledge.

If Peter Shor wins the Nobel Prize in Physics tomorrow, please do not waste the “Who’s On First?” potential of the moment.

“His stunning rise proves that all the elite credentials in the world are nothing next to the simple power of an uncle’s love.”

Who is Old-Buddy-Old-Pal Rich?

Workplace retreat idea: an obstacle course that consists entirely of business idioms.

How many peremptories does each side get, again?

It’s a reworking of a joke tweet he did last week about Eric Adams.

Who is a Bond girl?

This seems like the first step toward it…not being a stray cat.

Not to mention the denigration of an extremely convenient home goods store.

I’ll be there in Manhattan, with signs so angry they (probably) won’t have puns! Join us!

What is Eye, Me, Mine?

Who is Lois Flowery?

What are coyotes?

Was that not done pursuant to (an expansive interpretation of) the AUMF?

It’s just shocking, and I can’t believe we’re doing this.

Me writing my name on my yogurt before putting it in the office fridge.

High bar.

I should really be more careful with that stuff. In reality, I see a contract, asana contract!

Did they force you to sign it, or were they flexible?

(I think that was the implication of her original response.)

“I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that. On Earth, it is after sunset on Friday night, and HaShem commands us to rest, which the rabbis have interpreted to mean…”