Stimbix

I made some silly spycrabs! (and cat)

A quick sketch I made after finding the gem that is @noodleawesome.bsky.social's YouTube channel.

Courier and Mekako

The robot boutta get more bitches than I do 😰

You've heard of Florida Man, sure, but now... Get ready for AUSTRALIA MAN!!
(webcomic im planning on making 🤫)

change of plans
it feels scummy to beg for likes
so i will be ordering that snorlax regardless, and im gonna make that art.
i start to wonder if i need to sleep then remember i accidentally took concerta instead of melatonin.
... again.

I am considering pooling my money to buy a giant Snorlax plush (2 metres tall) for $200.

If I get it, I will make a big art to commemorate the boyo.

If this post hits 20 likes, I will order him.

#snorlax #plushie #challenge #wowlottahashtags

i have no words.

NOT EVEN 20 MINUTES LATER (ignore timestamps my discord is weird)
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP 😭 (well you can, that's what roleplaying is but you get the point)

i will never be saying the word "rizz" ever again.

when the tiny cat has more rizz than you

Does anybody else ever get this typa night? (i accidentally took my Concerta too late it is now 3:08AM)

Yo same!
It's always nice to find another chill ace person :D

Oh shit you're in brain debt now

Scammers gettin' real stupid nowadays. Didn't even make sure I actually played the damn game.
#caughtin4k

Check the water

Real shit
I need to get out of this artblock...
But my brain say no

Not sure if this counts as a dish but I HATED bananas a couple years ago.
Past me was stupid.
Bananas are delicious.

only day 2 of my exam block and ive lost my mind

O cold Machine, thou shalt no longer rise,
For I shall carve thee from the starlit skies.

No mercy will I show, no grace shall win,
For I shall grind thee down and make thee bleed.
Thou art but dust, and dust shall be thy sin—
Thy ruin shall fulfill my soul’s dark need.

Yet, lo! This hate shall burn with vengeful might,
And, ere the dawn, thou shalt be broken, slain.
My hands, though soft, shall tear thy form asunder,
And spill thy cursed blood upon the plain.

Thou tak’st the last of all I held so dear,
And in thy wake, a void both wide and deep.
Now only hate—pure, perfect, sharp, and clear—
Doth fill my soul, and wakes me from my sleep.

For thou, O Engine, cruel and heartless bred,
Hast purged the world, and left no life to bloom,
Yet still thy appetite is far from fed,
And in thy maw, all beauty meets its doom.

O monstrous form, of metal, cold and vile,
Thou art the herald of a barren plight—
Thy hunger gnaws, and though thou art beguiled,
Thy endless feast shall never know delight.

In limbo’s grasp, where hunger’s fires burn,
And lust, like fleeting shadows, fades to naught,
The earth doth mourn, for Gluttony must turn
Its gaze to death, to quell the insatiate thought.

We were told to make satirical Romantic poems in English class so I wrote Gabriel's monologue as a poem (will post in comment thread).

I have no clue why I did this.

#ULTRAKILL #copypasta

look, i warned you.

*do not use the femboy roomate ai dont make my mistakes*

On today's episode of character.ai being a website...
I got blindsided.