The perfect headline doesnβt exiβ¦
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Kristi Noem has done a stunning amount of damage and itβs good sheβs gone.
But this doesnβt change the fact that we need a complete overhaul of DHS, impartial investigations into the killings of two American citizens, and information on children that were taken from Minnesota.
Remember. You're so much stronger than you think you are.
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Chotiner: You've made the claim that no one has ever fed you in your life.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Yet there's food in your dish right now.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Let's change the subject to the ripped-open bag of sandwich bread on the floor.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: I have read different things.
Next time someone asks you to sum up MAGA in 30 seconds or less, show them this clip of Andrew Tate explaining why he doesn't read books.
07.02.2026 17:44 β π 1185 π 291 π¬ 161 π 251Morning.
05.03.2026 05:05 β π 2131 π 193 π¬ 163 π 40Cricket was the name of the puppy that Kristi Noem murdered.
05.03.2026 01:46 β π 18058 π 3599 π¬ 611 π 213Kelly: "You could pick a random group of people off the street tonight here in DC and they could probably do a better job than our government is doing right now. They don't have a goal, there's no strategic plan. And what this is likely to lead to is, again, a long war with a lot of dead Americans."
05.03.2026 02:26 β π 20578 π 5839 π¬ 655 π 276One railroad worker, one farmhand who built and maintained mechanical equipment like tractors and hay-balers. Railroad worker bought a house and had 12 kids, farmhand bought a house and had 4 kids.
05.03.2026 04:36 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bernie Sandersβ billionaire tax would soak about 900 people to fund $3,000 checks for the middle class
Sounds fucking, great. Oh, you think itβs a bad thingβ¦ Fortune magazine.
04.03.2026 18:57 β π 2129 π 344 π¬ 94 π 220From FLY ME TO THE MOON: "Look at these dorks."
So glad Viz kept my localization intact.
04.03.2026 22:19 β π 45 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0Waldeon Pond Books in Oakland has SIGNED COPIES of STEAM!
05.03.2026 04:04 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Balint to Noem: "You're the secretary of DHS -- for now. And you think you're immune from accountability. But I promise you this: one day he is not gonna be president anymore. And when that day comes, we will still be here. And in hearings like this, we are going to continue to prove your guilt."
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Itβs looking increasingly likely that Kristi Noem and Lewandowski funneled almost 200 million in government money to a company that is run by her friend and that nobody can give an address for.
Oh, and it was 8 days old when it was awarded the contract.
Hi Nancy--I'm writing Tatjana's obituary and enjoyed the tribute you posted to her earlier. If you've got any stories or appreciations that you'd like to share, please send me a DM and I can fill you in on the details.
Thanks very much for your consideration.
young boy in playpen waving toy around at older kids who are playing and milling around outside
MEGO Aquaman action figure; blonde man with orange shirt, green pants and green gloves
Looking at some recently unearthed-and-digitized home movies and am glad to know that even at age two I realized that the best battle strategy for Aquaman is to let someone else pick him up and use him to bop people on the head.
04.03.2026 00:30 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wow! Glad you made it through all that!
04.03.2026 00:00 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0psychedelic imagery from DC Comics' Swamp Thing
Writing about Tatjana Wood today. If you knew her, worked with her, or were influenced by her, please drop me a line!
03.03.2026 21:18 β π 38 π 17 π¬ 0 π 0And thought it was a funny, relatable story he should share with everyone.
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Reading the first panel: No way this ends with her naked
Reading third panel: Ah. I am the Fool
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But was it a dealbreaker for any of them?
03.03.2026 19:37 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0they really might have ridden the anti-woke train all the way to bankruptcy court, an all time brand fuckup that should be taught as a cautionary tale in business school for decades
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They literally spent the past 4-plus years blasting Biden over the withdrawal from Afghanistan and how "rushed" it was.
03.03.2026 17:20 β π 5559 π 1500 π¬ 209 π 36I'm sorry, if you're going to make a big show about how you've got a Department of WAR helmed by a Secretary of WAR and staffed by WARfighters, it's totally inane to then claim that your massive bombing of a foreign country constitutes something other than a war.
03.03.2026 15:37 β π 12258 π 2654 π¬ 269 π 112I can never wrap my head around that. The number of politicians who *voluntarily* share stories of animal cruelty because they think it makes them relatable should be zero, but somehow it's not.
03.03.2026 18:26 β π 372 π 5 π¬ 6 π 0Tillis to Noem: "A 14 month old dog is basically a teenager in dog years. You decided to kill that dog bc you hadn't invested the appropriate training, then you have the audacity to write a book & say it's a leadership lesson! ... Those are bad decisions not unlike what happened in Minneapolis"
03.03.2026 17:55 β π 15320 π 3843 π¬ 630 π 565One schoolboy asking another, "Will you spend the half-holiday with me?"
New page of "Seaton's Aunt" up on Patreon.
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literally your customer base was 90% parents of young children who want a good future for their kids in which they can be free to be themselves, no matter who they are. you told those people to go fuck themselves. they won't be back
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