πΆ We didn't start the fire πΆ
03.03.2026 17:43 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0πΆ We didn't start the fire πΆ
03.03.2026 17:43 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Southwest so fancy
15.02.2026 00:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We are the dumbest country
13.02.2026 19:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well at least they played it
08.02.2026 23:08 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Are you suggesting they're lying? That would be out of character
06.02.2026 17:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If Green Day doesnβt open their #SuperBowl pregame show with βAmerican Idiot,β they will have failed the assignment
05.02.2026 00:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1A career in journalism, something I craved for so long, never happened for me. Might've been for the best. F you Bezos
04.02.2026 16:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Does anyone know if this guy happened to eat the Big Texan before dying?"
28.01.2026 21:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Donβt let anyone tell you that you canβt have intelligent conversations on Twitter
15.01.2026 17:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Deranged leftist"
08.01.2026 18:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0GTFO 2025
31.12.2025 14:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My annual quest to not hear the original ended yesterday
19.12.2025 17:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My annual quest to avoid hearing βWonderful Christmastimeβ ends thanks to #SNL
19.12.2025 04:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We elected a pile of human garbage as president. Well done, America
15.12.2025 21:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A couple of references to GBV and they couldn't even make the "wily veterans" sublist
12.12.2025 21:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No Moviola invalidates this list
10.12.2025 19:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
.@realbillmaher.bsky.social: "If you don't talk to your MAGA relatives, you're not a serious person"
Also .@realbillmaher.bsky.social: "Stephen A. Smith for president"
Who says journalism is dead
21.11.2025 21:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If only this was 1976
19.11.2025 16:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pop Song 89
07.11.2025 21:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Published in No Shit Magazine
07.11.2025 14:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Matt Fritch used to edit me at @magnetmagazine.bsky.social. Despite that, I'll promote his cool new zine:
magnetmagazine.com/2025/10/31/a...
Who says journalism is dead
27.10.2025 16:46 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hereβs a photo of the late, great Tommy Keene playing keyboards while the great Bob Pollard takes a beer break because why the hell not
27.10.2025 16:18 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Still one of the dumbest things ever on any app
18.10.2025 03:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They're still playing for something
23.09.2025 21:08 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did anyone ask him about leaving for this with important games still being played? Or about some of the things Kirk said?
23.09.2025 20:34 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Jon Voight, Kid Rock, Dean Cain and the late great Hannibal Lecter
12.08.2025 18:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0