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@joeatsandreads.bsky.social

I eat, read and love Taylor. No, even more than that.

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You ever think to yourself “but I am just one person, what can I do to make a difference?”

It turns out that “wear an inflatable frog costume and go downtown” is actually a really reasonable answer.

#portland #portlandfrog #uspol

11.10.2025 14:52 — 👍 124    🔁 176    💬 7    📌 1
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‘Clear parallels’ with Windrush as UK-born toddler denied passport Campaigners say lessons not being learned as three-year-old’s mother is asked to prove right to free NHS treatment

Disgusting. Parents are British. Her older brother is British.

She’s fucking three years old and they’re denying her British citizenship, which is making her mum’s life a nightmare as a full-time carer of both of her kids.

Stop this shit. Just stop it.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

11.10.2025 19:39 — 👍 121    🔁 49    💬 0    📌 1
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"A future president, even dumber than you, will allow Qatar, the country that harbored Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the architect of the plane attacks in NY, PA, and DC today, and whose royal family will help him escape capture by the US, to build a military base on US soil to train Qataris to fly jets."

11.10.2025 19:55 — 👍 5033    🔁 2264    💬 203    📌 142

I thought that was appalling.

11.10.2025 20:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Motsi just said “attack, attack, attack.” Totally correct. The juxtaposition is so jarring.

11.10.2025 19:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Late to this, but anyone else find that segment w Karen Carney on #Strictly “teaching” her table etiquette on how to be a lady utterly fucking patronising and unnecessary??

11.10.2025 19:39 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0

Right??? What are they saving them from/for?

11.10.2025 19:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I completely third this. She was not someone who was going to. She hasn’t visibly aged for 20 years.

11.10.2025 19:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Death is taking a lot of great women rn….

11.10.2025 19:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
black horse and grey horses chatting lovingly over a fence in nice grass

black horse and grey horses chatting lovingly over a fence in nice grass

Do you remember in April 2024 when there was INSANE footage of two cavalry horses that had spooked, thrown their riders and were GALLOPING through London covered in blood? Well, both horses were caught and made a full recovery and the one of the left, Vida, an old boy, has just been retired.

11.10.2025 12:32 — 👍 297    🔁 26    💬 10    📌 0

I’m going to add the bridge to Eldest Daughter. He offers her that fun innocence and sweetness of being a kid and laughing before she learnt cautious discretion. Freedom, I guess.
But also hard agree

11.10.2025 11:08 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What the world needs now is “Mambo No. 6”

11.10.2025 09:17 — 👍 25    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0

This is how Nigel does it …mmm… Real Food? But w a dusting of Parmesan. And grilled but either way.

11.10.2025 10:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m with you. I long to use it in a sentence with smoked mackerel though.

11.10.2025 10:37 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well, well, well….

11.10.2025 08:50 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Vaxxed?

11.10.2025 02:18 — 👍 2217    🔁 391    💬 195    📌 15

There are four house martins feeding above my head. They’re six inches long and are about to travel 6,000 miles. That’s about 63 million times their body length. The lunatics.

11.10.2025 08:00 — 👍 493    🔁 54    💬 11    📌 3
Hog roast sausages sizzling in a pan

Hog roast sausages sizzling in a pan

Hog Roast sausages for the football breakfast sandwich today

11.10.2025 08:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Black-and-white picture of two children playing in woodland. Also in the picture, there are 12 hidden animals including an owl, a bat and a squirrel.

Black-and-white picture of two children playing in woodland. Also in the picture, there are 12 hidden animals including an owl, a bat and a squirrel.

An observation test for you - for your inner 8 year-old

“The artist has hidden 12 things in this picture. How many can you find?”

Treasure magazine, 1964
Official answers coming soon

(Even if you don’t reply, could you please ‘like’ or share this one? 🙏)

11.10.2025 07:07 — 👍 791    🔁 247    💬 78    📌 29

BOOK ME ON A PLANE IMMEDIATELY

11.10.2025 07:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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It’s #WorldMigratoryBirdDay! 🌍

Every year, migratory birds take on seriously epic journeys.

From our UK coasts and wetlands, to the forests of West Africa, we’re working to protect and restore the habitats they rely on along their routes.

Read more: www.rspb.org.uk/whats-happen...

11.10.2025 07:01 — 👍 197    🔁 49    💬 7    📌 5

YOU COULDN’T UNDERSTAND IT

10.10.2025 20:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So much luck on this.

10.10.2025 20:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

One really great way to save 💰 is to cook & bake yourself 😳 I know - this extraordinary revelation may be news to many in South Florida but baking your own cookies is fun & frugal.

10.10.2025 19:14 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I’m going to hand-up myself here and confess since seeing her at the Rep tour in 2018, I haven’t listened to anyone else since. No one. Other than a playlist I add to. It’s a …. thing?

10.10.2025 18:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s #wineoclock, Bluesky drinkers!!11! #friYAY #minibYAYke #twodaysaYAY #girlstrip #trainwines #gininatin #M&Spicnic #cocktailsausages #partyeggs #ooer #soundsabitrude #crisps #dips #benderweekender #mumsontherampage #lockupyourhubs #littlecryontrainloo #slidingdooropens #caughtwithpantsdown #bliss

10.10.2025 17:40 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Or not

10.10.2025 15:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Man alive.

10.10.2025 15:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Christ on a bike. How do they sort out liability when they shoot someone?

10.10.2025 15:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He big mad

10.10.2025 15:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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