Dave

I’ve got a new bezzie, he’s not quite black and white but he’s grey and a ledge… #cat #persian #nufc

🎣 gotcha

You’re winning fuck all mate. More spursey than spurs!

😂😂😂 I’m only trying for a bite. It’s all good mate. Happy Sunday.

VARsenal is the definition of dirty football.

They cheat every damn game at every ground and PGMOL lets them get away with it.

All while they accuse others of cheating

They deserve to be more Spursey than Spurs.

Legohead wins fuck all again this season.

That’s a tough one to take. Mainly cuz Arsenal and their fans are utter cunts, but also the goals were soft set piece shite. #nufc

LiVARpool + Manure = 🤗

Glory hunting wanky plastic fans 🤪🤪🤪

We’ll probably lose to the Arse tomorrow, but today’s a good day. #nufc

Like finger nails on a blackboard on Sky Sports. But spittier.

Seen a bit of negativity on socials, but we did what we had to do against a low block. 3 points 🤷‍♂️ Let’s just celebrate Big Nick smashing it on his debut! #nufc

I fucking love Sandro Tonali. What a fantastic, eloquent and considered lad. We’re lucky to have him. Fuck Isak, the complete opposite. I don’t want his toxicity anywhere near our dressing room. #nufc

Should have kept him in the squad! Top lad.

I want the Arse to spank Manure this afternoon 🤷‍♂️ #nufc

Big Dan Burn Fucking Legend. The way he played and the way he spoke on TNT. We’re gonna be just fine this season. There’s only one greedy bastard. #nufc

Nailed it man.

Used to like Liverpool. During the Keegan era, even during the 4-3’s losses I respected the fans/team/culture along with our mutual hatred of the entitled Manure glory hunting scum. Anyway, that seems like a long time ago now… #nufc

Good point. Agreed.

I’d take him. Grafter and hungry and under appreciated. Perfect for us at this point.

Well done Palace! LiVARpool could have done with a decent striker such as Isak today! You can have him the rat bastard #nufc

Everything’s going to be fine because Joelinton is a fucking beast man! #nufc

That’s the one Chris!

This is Captain Pugwash and behind him is Professor Percy Parsnip. Just thought they should say ‘hello’ on here. #cats #persian

Never posted before. Left Facebook as I got hacked (17 years of memories gone) went on Twitter for football gossip, got drawn into politics (lunatics racists and weirdos) and now I’m here. Hopefully we can move forward!