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J. Marttila

@balthusknot.bsky.social

Suomen rikoskirjailijoista se joka on eniten terminaalisesti online (he/them) BORN TO SOLDIER/ TILLY IS A FUCK / Kill Em All 1632 / I am pike man / 410,757,864,530 DEAD PEASANTS Osta kirjat: https://www.tammi.fi/kirjailija/jussi-marttila

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Tekokaluvallankumous tekee Jyri HΓ€kΓ€miehestΓ€ tarpeettoman

03.03.2026 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
here comes old laptop 
he come 
booth up slowly 
he got
broken touchpad
he need 
one more update 
he got
no space
om this pc 

one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty

here comes old laptop he come booth up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space om this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty

03.03.2026 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
I'm trapped and under attack
in Dubai - while back home in
Chichester my daughters are
furious, the labradoodles are sick
and, worst of all, I left my Mounjaro
pen in the fridge

I'm trapped and under attack in Dubai - while back home in Chichester my daughters are furious, the labradoodles are sick and, worst of all, I left my Mounjaro pen in the fridge

"War, war is stupid, and people are stupid" as Boy George so famously wrote.8

03.03.2026 07:53 β€” πŸ‘ 302    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 8

"This stuff doesn't work anymore. Nobody cares" is explicitly nazi rhetoric, which ought to surprise nobody at all coming from Ryan Grim

02.03.2026 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 354    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1

Macron should probably mail Mark Rutte a handgun, a bullet and a bottle of liquor, with a note to do the honorable thing

03.03.2026 07:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MitΓ€kΓΆhΓ€n sille tyypille kuuluu joka sai helvetillisen raivokohtauksen siitΓ€ kun sanoin ettΓ€ kaikki kuolee joskus

Koska hΓ€n oli transhumanisti ja ei aio koskaan kuolla

Varmaan ei mene kauhean hyvin

03.03.2026 07:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[pink pony club]

🎡
Joyce Carol Oates
She’s gonna keep on posting β€˜cause she’s
Joyce Carol Oates
🎡

17.02.2026 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1208    πŸ” 160    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 9
Miss reading a drugs sign as reversed

Miss reading a drugs sign as reversed

Bluesky when they read posts

03.03.2026 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 225    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

when leftists treat the United States and Israel as the only global actors with agency they are going to get caught off guard when shit like this happens

03.03.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

i've never seen any video made by AI which would make me think the techbros actually even know what a movie is or why people watch movies

02.03.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol at the tourists in dubai being like β€˜what do you mean i took my vacation at The Neiman-Marcus That Kills You’

02.03.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3836    πŸ” 439    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 8

Karjalanpalauttajat on kyllΓ€ aikamoinen historiallinen umpisuoli

02.03.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned

03.03.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 12851    πŸ” 1685    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 41

suomeksi bΓ€ndin nimi on Kuulehan sie! talonmies pikkarainen

02.03.2026 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fuck a newspaper’s op ed page. all my homies hate the newspaper’s op ed page

02.03.2026 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 640    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0
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Peliarvio | TΓ€mΓ€ peli kiellettiin myynnistΓ€ – Horses kertoo hevostilasta, jossa ei ole hevosia, vaan hevosnaamioisia, alastomia ihmisiΓ€ Horses. KehittΓ€jΓ€: Santa Ragione. Saatavilla: PC. Pegi 18.

Mulle tuli tΓ€stΓ€ mieleen ekana @balthusknot.bsky.social www.savonsanomat.fi/paikalliset/...

02.03.2026 08:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MΓ€ en ole koskaan allekirjoittanut tuota ensimmΓ€istΓ€: onhan ihmisessΓ€ jotain vikaa jos se on naimisissa vaikka Jussi Halla-ahon, Jani MΓ€kelΓ€n tai Petteri Orpon kanssa

02.03.2026 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

KetÀÀn ei saisi tuomita lÀheistensÀ mielipiteiden perusteella, mutta en mÀ kyllÀ tajua miten joku voisi olla parisuhteessa avoimen antisemitistisiÀ ja fasistisia ajatuksia levittÀvÀn ihmisen kanssa, jos ei itse jaa samoja arvoja.

02.03.2026 07:24 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I recently discovered the soundtrack to American Gigolo slaps and if you are into Italian synth stuff / the Sleazy Listening genre, you should give it a listen

02.03.2026 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

irl you are a fuckin animal who drinks akvavit

02.03.2026 06:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine your son died sucking his own dick at Normandy and 20 years later you're like "it's time to bomb the English"

02.03.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gud fΓΆrbjude att en tjej unnar sig lite i det hΓ€r jΓ€vla skitlandet

01.03.2026 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

every time one of these markets dissembles and parses and weasels their way out of paying people on a technicality my heart grows three sizes like the grinch. i love to watch these people get scammed on crypto and nfts and gambling. they deserve it and it's funny and it's not my problem at all

01.03.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3566    πŸ” 670    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 11

you are literally the one guy who isn't allowed to complain about this

01.03.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3763    πŸ” 448    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 5

think we all need to get clear with ourselves about the versions of righteous disobedience that are available to us. what can you personally do to avoid ever having to nuremberg-defense your behavior in this moment

01.03.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 497    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

the real talent of Jason Statham is to make movies that kinda suck ass but still feel like actual movies

01.03.2026 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Taboo's great

"hurmgrr grrggrrr hurms hurm grunnnt Nootka Sound"

01.03.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They are the ones with guns tho, just mutiny

01.03.2026 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no sorry we’re not doing this anymore. not for a volunteer army committing atrocities

01.03.2026 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2607    πŸ” 329    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 4

How many times do we have to say this but: dead people do not come back. Dead children do not come back. Death is permanent.

What happens in 3 months means fuck all to the deaths happening RIGHT NOW

28.02.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1854    πŸ” 423    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1