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J. Marttila

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Suomen rikoskirjailijoista se joka on eniten terminaalisesti online (he/them) BORN TO SOLDIER/ TILLY IS A FUCK / Kill Em All 1632 / I am pike man / 410,757,864,530 DEAD PEASANTS Osta kirjat: https://www.tammi.fi/kirjailija/jussi-marttila

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people tend to point towards Slobodan Milosevic's fall and while the bombing campaigns did contribute, the complete failure of Serbian nationalism and all the economic issues were a factor there

08.03.2026 21:15 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

please stop using a demographic label, originally concocted by a canadian author to describe literally just boomers, then applied by american turbocapitalist haruspices in the 90s to determine whether a middle american mall should have one knife store or two, as a load-bearing personality substitute

07.03.2026 21:25 — 👍 82    🔁 20    💬 4    📌 2

the dead of Waterloo ended up having their bones collected and ground to fertilizer after being shipped to the UK

I think we should retain this tradition and sell the US war dead of Iran to Arby's

08.03.2026 18:26 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

noi naistenpäivämarssinjärjestäjät jotka kutsui puhumaan tyypin joka on eniten lisännyt epätasa-arvoa suomessa vuosikymmeniin on kyl melko helvetin typeriä.

08.03.2026 17:29 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

ACAB tarkoittaa EDELLEEN myös suomalaisia poliiseja. Minkäänlaisessa lapsia kunnioittavassa oikeusvaltiossa tuo natsisika ei olisi ollut enää virassa voidakseen kokeilla luikerrella tuosta pois pelkällä anteeksipyynnöllä, vaan olisi kollegoiden toimesta päätynyt koppiin jo tapahtumapaikalta. 1/3

08.03.2026 16:27 — 👍 42    🔁 10    💬 1    📌 1
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Found the Disco Elysium shoes

08.03.2026 16:10 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Tasa-arvo | Orpon puhe naisten oikeuksista keskeytyi huutomyrskyyn Pääministerin mukaan hallitus ei ole vetämässä pois määräaikaisuuksia koskevaa lakiesitystä.

Patriarkaatti haluaa pistää naiset ojennukseen🤮
”Orpo TOIVOO, että hallitus ehtisi parantamaan lähestymiskieltojen valvomista ja kiristämään lähisuhdeväkivallan rangaistuksia.”
= mitään ei tapahdu🙄
”Orpo toteaa, ettei hallitus ole vetämässä määräaikaisia työsuhteita koskevaa uudistusta pois.”Mulkut🤬

08.03.2026 15:39 — 👍 111    🔁 8    💬 6    📌 0
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Only 1% of the 660,000 women serving in the Red Army fought in the tank forces, but even the stories of that 1% are not fully known. Here is just a small portion of the women who fought and died in #tanks in the Great Patriotic War. #history #WW2 #WWII #InternationalWomensDay

08.03.2026 14:59 — 👍 99    🔁 18    💬 2    📌 1

In a lifetime, I was given the opportunity to push Clarence Thomas into the Hudson on a Circle Line wedding cruise, toss a drunk Rudy Giuliani down the stairs at Peter Luger's, and pour a fine Chilean red over Henry Kissinger at Le Bernadin. The cost of my conscience to the republic is considerable.

07.03.2026 22:38 — 👍 445    🔁 51    💬 46    📌 1

I keep thinking the phrase "the cuck chair next to God" and I want it to stop. I don't know what it means

07.03.2026 05:06 — 👍 45    🔁 5    💬 5    📌 0

And sometimes people combo this with racist bullshit because they're bigots

08.03.2026 08:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sometimes its as simple as the fact that Lee Harvey might have been pretty handy with a rifle, and it wasn't as hard a shot as people tend to think

Or that organizational failure tends to cascade, and that's why no one discovered the 9/11 hijacking plan

08.03.2026 08:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm fond of the alternate explanation, namely that conspiracy theories are a natural emergence of an explanation where someone can't explain something due to a lack of understanding the issue which results in whatever the conspiracy theory is about

08.03.2026 08:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

being in the room to watch sober minded French protestants discover what their American counterparts have become is near the top of my list of historical moments i wish i was present for

07.03.2026 22:32 — 👍 185    🔁 38    💬 3    📌 0
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Hyvää naistenpäivää

08.03.2026 07:18 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I thought “the nineties represent what They took from us” was as ridiculous as this genre could get, but “winter break in the early 2000s”? AYFKM.

08.03.2026 01:43 — 👍 11    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

these are in fact legal targets in wartime

07.03.2026 18:15 — 👍 1819    🔁 241    💬 52    📌 3

this isn't just a MAGA thing, it's a cross-American one and *especially* a lot of people who came of age in politics or punditry in the 1990s. the idea that the news could happen to them - that the world might not be all going their way - is genuinely brain-breaking to a lot of them

06.03.2026 22:37 — 👍 591    🔁 103    💬 13    📌 2

hey i wrote about this yesterday and compared our tech oligarchs to the planter class of the South pre-civil war
www.patreon.com/posts/152399...

07.03.2026 14:06 — 👍 1284    🔁 327    💬 12    📌 9

Uskon että Natalia Salmela herättää jokaisen suomalaisen sisäisen maolaisuuden sen suhteen että miten suhtautua "kiinteistösijoittajiin"

07.03.2026 13:10 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

06.03.2026 18:25 — 👍 10152    🔁 2899    💬 175    📌 350
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Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

06.03.2026 15:55 — 👍 11559    🔁 2127    💬 111    📌 129
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)

BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?

BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?

(Beartato thinks.)

BEARTATO: I don't know.

REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?

EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!

(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!

(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

06.03.2026 19:03 — 👍 6698    🔁 1499    💬 33    📌 13

the real Firefly revival is simply hiring Adam Baldwin to yell racist slurs on a street

07.03.2026 09:52 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fucked up that we're talking about a revival of Firefly and not Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

07.03.2026 09:00 — 👍 26    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0
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At one point David Chase was saying the Sopranos ending was the way it was because he didn't want the viewer to get absolution which i liked

then he re-interpreted it into the most boring thing

07.03.2026 06:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Breaking Bad is like they'd make a full-length show about the four scenes where Artie tries to be tough on the Sopranos

But then again there's a whole cottage industry of "Don Draper: Alpha Male" videos and the show is about Jon Hamm being nervous and sweaty

07.03.2026 06:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

U.S. CUSTOMS AND BORDER PROTECTION UNABLE TO COMPLY WITH COURT ORDER DIRECTING TARIFF REFUNDS -COURT FILING

06.03.2026 15:25 — 👍 787    🔁 178    💬 131    📌 291