Unclench your jaw
14.07.2025 21:09 β π 121 π 31 π¬ 6 π 9@robynwilder.bsky.social
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Unclench your jaw
14.07.2025 21:09 β π 121 π 31 π¬ 6 π 9When the Vampire Weekend biopic is finally made I'd like to pitch Christopher Abbott as Ezra Koenig
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Wow! Thanks, Instagram!
13.07.2025 17:04 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I swear if I lived in the tropics I would explode
30.06.2025 07:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh and do you like playlists? Because
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Made myself an iced coffee. Took a sip and, for fully two seconds, was enraged that my coffee had "already gone cold".
29.06.2025 09:39 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0What the hell are you doing there get back here
19.06.2025 15:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0TOO HOT STOP IT NOW
19.06.2025 12:21 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Parenting update:
10: "Don't kick Mummy's vagina!"
7: "I will! I will kick it OFF!"
Walking past the Wetherspoons at 8am today I saw AT LEAST 20 Gregs from White Lotus Season 3.
06.05.2025 11:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0MAY THE FIRST BE WITH YOU!!!1 happy starwor day! #maythefirstbewithyou #happystarworday
01.05.2025 05:54 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Movie poster: Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death.
Guys, the Avocado Jungle of Death is so lovely this time of year. Don't let the name put you off. Or all the cannibal women featured in this quality documentary.
01.04.2025 07:29 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0What are the instructions to my alarm clock trying to tell me?
21.03.2025 13:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0JIMBO! I'm acceptable. How are yooou?
21.03.2025 13:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Which was pretty nasty!
20.03.2025 17:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I haven't taken an Uber in a while, but a ride involving zero sexual harrassment was rare in my experience.
20.03.2025 17:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Gooseberries are a pretty nasty fruit, as it goes. As Jeanette Winterson wrote.
20.03.2025 17:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Was it fruit?! I thought it was "food". Which doesn't clear it up at all, either.
20.03.2025 17:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's been almost 40 years and I still don't know what a "nasty car" is or why Janet Jackson doesn't like them youtu.be/ujnq2v6R02U?...
20.03.2025 14:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Joyful internet typo of the day:
18.03.2025 22:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Are you well?
15.03.2025 13:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kat!
15.03.2025 13:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@nicander.bsky.social Boss!
14.03.2025 18:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Super pumped for you! X
14.03.2025 17:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@mhairim.bsky.social SLOW HORSES SERIES 5?! Amayyyzin!
14.03.2025 17:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π #TheLonelyIsland break down Ras Trent with Seth Myers www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLQb...
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