Claudia “Claw” La Traviesa

It’s been a Type O Negative type of day. Maybe because Samhain is coming. We miss you Peter Steele.

Have you ever walked into the lion’s den and found yourself laughing at the lions? Stand in fire and your tears put it out? I’m either comfortably numb or I’m actually free. Only time will tell.

I went pumpkin picking. In 80° weather. In October. In Michigan. Tell me the world’s not on fire.

By the way, Jesus wouldn’t have raptured a bunch of Christians on Rosh Hashanah. It’s a High Holiday. He’s busy.

What if today was The Rapture © and not a single one of us made it up there? Does that mean this is Hell? I think the Christians may be onto something here.

If you don’t know who Zeke the Plumber is, I don’t think we have much to talk about.

I’m heartbroken. She was amazing.

If I don’t look like Baddiewinkle in my older years, I’m doing it wrong. RIP Baddie 💔

I see a lot of gatekeeping around the term “neurodivergent.” If cPTSD changes the structure of the brain, how is not ND by its very definition? People with depression - via scanning - have shown deficits in the wiring in the brain. Again, how is that not ND? Someone explain please.

Between the Texas floods and the New Mexico floods, you’d think there’s something going on with the weather. The Midwest has been hit with record highs… almost like the PLANET IS GETTING HOTTER.

I can’t stand people who lie. It makes my whole ass itch.

When your kid is scared you’ll die (idk why) and asks if you’ll take your phone with you to see Goddess so he can call you <<<<<<

Watching the 6pm news has me all kinds of pissed off. The blatant whitewashing of the “news” is flat-out DISGUSTING.

Thoughts and prayers to America's Gestapo, cowering in fear in the face of such violent [checks notes] . . . ur, dancing in the streets.

I have my final tattoo designs. Just need final tattoo money.

Alright, I’ll be the first to say it: Guernsey ice cream is all hype.

Next to Trump and Musk, Shatner and I look like adoring newlyweds.

Sleeping with toddlers without a waterproof blanket is like sex without a condom. It’s ill-advised and can create a mess no one wants to sit in.

I’m likely the only person to call their therapist while on vacation.

Watch that orange piece of dog shit try and get rid of Juneteenth. Just a feeling.

I emailed a meme to my therapist. This will definitely shoot me to the top of the “favorite clients” list. #laughatmypain

Even the wildlife is depressed over this failing economy.

Mother’s Day also happens to be my husband’s birthday. Who will win the battle?

Did he… did he admit he rigged the election?

1286 days. This sucks.

Will the dickhead who signed me up for emails from guns .com show their bastardly face?! WTAF

What the fuck?!

Goddamnit where the hell is George Carlin when we need him?

[doing my daily affirmations in the mirror]

i am the horror and i will be persisting

SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO DONNY THAT TRANSGENDER AND TRANSGENIC ARE NOT THE SAME THING. What a fucking IDIOT.