Chino 🏳️‍⚧️

Won't see my gf for a couple days

Thirst trap uwu

a two panel comic: first panel: three red buttons with the punching fist, american flag, and fire emojis second panel: a man is visibly sweating with indecision

to be fair,

Hello bluesky I totally didn't forget about you 😳

When is Trump going to sign the Human Instrumentality executive order?

I swear they'll close the post office for anything. Oh actually on this day in 1902 Teddy Roosevelt contracted severe diarrhea, we're closing the post office to celebrate.

Alice Madness Returns

Have you ever just been so fucking stupid

does anyone wanna go outside and touch the grass with me

✨️seeing my light even if nobody else does ✨️
#newpfp

Hurting my own feelings bc I decided to play Sherlock Holmes 😔😥

“me puttin every color in the washing machine because nothing gon happen fr they lied”

Those brows tho 🥺

Me

Tbh I'm waiting for a drill rapper to drop a mixtape called drill baby drill

Doing -1 hp to myself by accidentally brushing my nipple up against something

Can you believe it only took me 3 hours to look like this?

"No it wasn't a nazi salute, it was the other salute that looks like that"

Fun fact:
The roman salute, commonly referred to as the fascist salute, is where the nazis took the sieg heil from. So technically yes it is a roman salute, but it was adopted by the nazi party in the 1920s.