Lena Altair

a yellow baby shampoo bottle is being shredded in a machine ALT: a yellow baby shampoo bottle is being shredded in a machine

When you’re flirting with a girl twice your age and she hits you with the “im old enough to be your mother”

The price of the little chocolate easter bunnies keeps increasing each year, perhaps I should google "bunny inflation" for more info

november poll thingie 🫣
#hades2

Terra Invicta Review Saving the world grand strategy-style.

Terra Invicta is a mind-boggling tangle of a grand strategy game about saving the world from an alien invasion that tries to do way too many things, but does a few of them so well that I had to pry myself away from it with a crowbar. My review:
www.pcgamer.com/games/strate...

What did Yoshida Gorou mean by this and how do you send estrogen to Japan? (source is from a hentai doujin by the infamously eggy Gorou, who does a lot of eggy smut. Yoshida Gorou Shoukai (Yoshida Gorou)] Oide yo Onnanoko Land | Come to Girl Land, search it up at your own discretion)

The developers of Arknights Endfield decided operator Last Rite, a descendant of Sarkaz subrace the Nachzehrers who were known for eating people, needed 3 different stomach growling sound effects for one of her idle animations.

I don't know how somebody managed to take a photo of my bookshelves but

Forgot to post this one here

#marizofi #gloomspiralart

What do you mean the new pokemon game has a rough and tumble dragon trainer girl who gets domesticated and maid trained by a princess girl??? (sent to me by a friend, I'm not playing it)

They're finally catching on to the rabid lesbians in the fanbase, lol

Yeah I want breasts for real sicko pervert reasons. I want someone to rest their head on them and feel an immense sense of safety. Big securitygooner.

Girls will see a sweaty, oily and bruised mecha pilot leave her cockpit and think "Oh fuck yes"

Deep inside a forest, a female knight in silver armour perches on the edge of a rocky ourcrop. At her feet, a golden mermaid raises up from a stream, placing her hand on the knight's and staring adoringly up at her.

Brief respite ✨️

Europa Universalis 5 Is a Ludicrously Large, Dense Strategy Sequel - IGN Paradox has an established tradition of putting out very complex, richly detailed historical strategy games. But we've never seen anything like the just-announced Europa Universalis 5 from them – or a...

My hands-on preview of Europa Universalis 5 is up! Get ready to get your PhD in historical strategy.
www.ign.com/articles/eur...

Final update for last session: Achilles murdered Aphrodite when she came down to try and help Paris kill him, Hector and Achilles both died shortly after, Menelaus died earlier, so the war-oath was rendered moot and everyone went home. Troy got saved! Aphrodite did die though

today's session update: patroclus died and Achilles has officially gone apeshit with rage. players discussing forcefemming Paris and offering her as a replacement boywife for conciliation

❤️🍆🤍😱!!

The Iliad Redux After-Action Report: Session 1 (1/?)

the sex Paris and Helen are having keeps being relevant

time to rewrite history

Tonight I'm running a GURPS session where the players are playing as characters in the Iliad, except they're all Trojans. The roster is Helen, Cassandra, and Paris. Let's see if they can win the war.

Ranni the Witch from Elden Ring reclines while heavily pregnant in an art noveau style painting.

Ranni's Waxing

It's DONE! This is without a doubt my highest production value painting to date. Well worth the effort to do Ranni justice imo. Almost want to do more of her, but I always have a million more ideas to do so nah.

#pregnant #pregnancyfetish #belly #nsfw #nsfwfanart

bonus

'til the halo glitches

#アークナイツ #Arknights #明日方舟 #명일방주

Two-panel meme featuring Bridget from Guilty Gear captioned "I believe in trans rights", followed by Cagliostro from Granblue Fantasy captioned "But I also believe in trans wrongs" #art #fgc #ggst #gbvsr

One last pride-related piece before the end of the month

Dairy Maid