mike

Do you want to pool together our moi rewards and get something nice?

I wish my humidifier couldn’t connect to my wifi

What if my full time job was asmr account

I’m at a point where I do think a $100+ candle would have quite a large impact on my life

Getting full glam at a face painting booth

I generally don’t really know what’s going on. Does anyone have a good place to start learning?

I’m so sad about Elmo getting hacked

What if I designed a shirt that said “Toronto vs Everybody” on it? Would you buy?

When I remember to open bluesky instead of twitter…..I feel really good about myself

I think everyone needs to eat Swiss Chkaet more often. I’m scared they’re going to go out of business soon.

Can’t wait to curl up in bed with a nice phone to read tonight

Love to give a lil pose and smile while my phone is scanning my face

Watched a tiktok of someone making guacamole and there was a comment requesting them to add a flash/seizure warning which then led to a 50 comment thread

What if instead of party 4 u we gave this attention to backseat ft CRJ?

hey sorry I just moisturized my hands so i actually won’t be able to click the link to join the meeting!

And when I’m hungry cause I get sooo mean

I have to disclose to my friends when I’ve had caffeine because I get insane

Instead of getting a photorealistic tattoo of your dog, have you considered a framed photo on your desk?

You can always tell if someone is Australian before they speak

I really don’t think Gayle should go to space…………😞

I completely forgot that botw was released for wii u and this is its third console

Love love love lying

Should I start smoking cigarettes

A piece of concept art in the Art of Super Mario Odyssey book is overlaid with the text "Note: Relief is temporary." While it actually refers to the fact that the design of the relief carving is not finished, it inadvertently appears to make an existential statement instead.

Would love to go to the opposite of this

TLC shows feel like long-form TikTok videos

I’m a hater and I love to gossip

why are rug stores always closing?

My timeline is full of people using baby language to pretend they’re cats??????

I’ve arrived