βBoots on the groundβ is one of the most revolting euphemisms, especially in the mouth of suits.
05.03.2026 01:51 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βBoots on the groundβ is one of the most revolting euphemisms, especially in the mouth of suits.
05.03.2026 01:51 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Does CVS know that society is about to descend into Purge-like chaos or are they locking up toothpaste and bars of soap just to frustrate folks?
05.03.2026 00:59 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0
Cheerleader Kait (2026)
π· Gustavo Turner
Full Article + More Photos via @AustinKingPC : porncrush.com/articles/hig...
Yes.
26.02.2026 01:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Siri Dahl and ZoΓ« Ligon (2026)
π· Gustavo Turner
@siridahl.com + @thongria.bsky.social x @gustavoturner.bsky.social
Book Launch flier shows a cover of Screening Adult Cinema and The Intellect Handbook of Adult Film and Media
Double Porn Studies Book Launch!
"Screening Adult Cinema" and "The Intellect Handbook of Adult Film & Media"
ποΈ Virtual: Feb 27th 1pm EST
RSVP: bit.ly/4t3fS6N
ποΈ In person: March 27th 6pm CST
Leather Archives & Museum @leatherarchives.bsky.social
I interviewed and photographed the delightful 2026 @avn.bsky.social Best New Starlet Cheerleader Kait for Porn Crush.
Everything about porn newest It Girl who defied the odds to come up on top:
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As the Marines always say, simplify.
23.02.2026 19:50 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Cheerleader Kait (2026)
π· Gustavo Turner
Emerald Fennell totally sounds like the title of a movie she would make.
23.02.2026 04:58 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gonna start calling my social anxiety βfolk horror.β
22.02.2026 17:47 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Inside you there are two wolves
22.02.2026 05:11 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If you enjoy the texture of fish but are put off by the idea of βflavor,β may I suggest: Trader Joeβs tilapia.
22.02.2026 00:59 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Lilly Bell (2025)
π· Gustavo Turner
Lana Smalls (2025)
π· by Gustavo Turner
@lanasmalls.bsky.social x @gustavoturner.bsky.social
Great. Now release the Jack the Ripper files.
20.02.2026 01:01 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I really hope they included the famous line "Hiffclithβthese heights, they be WUTHERIN!"
31.01.2026 21:19 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Girls love Gia and Deftones. I donβt make the rules
03.02.2026 20:52 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 021 Pilots
31.01.2026 21:25 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I really hope they included the famous line "Hiffclithβthese heights, they be WUTHERIN!"
31.01.2026 21:19 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0AhβI get it now! When I talk to people about music it feels to them how when they talk to me about Harry Potter feels to me!
31.01.2026 20:03 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Melania is my third favorite Sacha Baron Cohen character, after Ali G and Borat but above Bruno and the Dictator.
31.01.2026 01:14 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Iβve had the retort ready for years for when I finally find myself in a standoff with a toucan.
βYou know what, beaky? Toucan play this gameβ¦β
INT. NASHVILLE, 1948
"So these Ghost Riders in the Sky are scary, right?"
"Terrifying"
"How do the go?"
"Yippie-yi-oooooh
Yippie-yi-yaaaaaay"
"See, that's not very sc..."
"A bolt of fear went through him
As they thundered through the sky
For he saw the riders coming hard!"
Demi Hawks (2024). Photo by Gustavo Turner.
@demihawks.bsky.social