Karla Cruz Godoy

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It feels bad because I'm kinda going zero communication with folks which really sucks and is bad, I get it. Pero like I've never set boundaries like this before. I travel a ton so it's hard to focus on my home or keeping up with routines with my girl and daughters so its refreshing.

I hate to say this lol but it feels so good to ignore my texts and focus on what brings me joy. Currently focused on furnishing and decorating our downstairs living room. I've been streaming on TikTok and Stream lmao working out a ton, and spending quality time with my wifey and girls. Life's good.

Don’t know why I decided to watch “When the Levees Broke” on Max and now I can’t stop crying.

Imagine not liking massages.

Someone recently asked if my wife & I are okay because I don’t really post about her on sm lol I was taken back a bit because things couldn’t be better between us but also because of the assumption that what we see/don’t see on social media is supposed to be reliable info. We should all touch grass.

I feel like men and older yt people are most likely to start lining up to board a plane 10-15 min before boarding starts. Idk what the rush is.

As soon as work doesn’t make me travel so much, I’m getting a bird and maybe a third dog 😂 I just want to be surrounded by animals and care for them.

December is fucking me up. I’m also so over having a period lmao this shit is no joke.

I’m learning that the month of December is the most challenging month for me socially and mentally. I’m usually exhausted from a busy year of travel, the holidays can also be exhausting, and the weather and darkness is depleting. Lots of self doubt in this month as well, but then bam new year new me

But I was never a die hard fan of Xena until an ex got me into it back in 2011 and I was so excited to go to Xena Con for the first time. It was fun and a lil dorky but I met my wife that way lol so for that I’m so blessed and I don’t say too much about Xena Con 😂

I can finally put a finger on what this feels like lol and I can only compare it to the cult-like Xena Warrior Princess community I was a part of for like 2 years and dipped because I was like “why aren’t yall moving on?” and the cult of it all felt uncomfy to me.

I’ve been off social media for a bit as I work on my house and spend time with my boo and my girls. It’s so nice to not feel like you have to perform for others. Had someone come up to me at a watch party and ask what survivor fame is like lmao I laughed. Like watchu mean?!

Lyssa and I will get random spurts of energy to redecorate or refurnish a room and our pool room is victim this time. About to convert the pool room to a second living room with coffee shop vibes since we both wfh. Deciding to spontaneously paint the room tomorrow Lolol help.

MUSTAAAAAAAARD!

Just finished Buy Now on Netflix and Lyssa and I are writing up a few changes we can make this upcoming year to be more eco-friendly and not produce a ton of waste. First thing on the list, reduce the paper and plastics we buy at Costco which really eliminated half our list, but totally worth it.

It might be a seasonal thing or because we are getting close to the holidays, but my tolerance for ppl and gimmicky happiness is v low right now lol

😂🤪😂

I just wanna die

I really can’t stand straight karaoke.

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Mariah Carey in the “I Know What You Want” video

Old people at Costco stress me tf out because why are we moving so slowly?!

Started boxing about a month ago and they threw me into sparring right away which is cool and all but today I finally got punched in the eye by a grown ass man and it’s not fun lmao but I got a good one in at least.

Y’all want to know a fun but petty fact about me? My old ass neighbor allows her dog to be off leash (we’ve complained to her about it) and sometimes I’ll find her dog turds on my lawn. What do I do about it? I pick them up with a dog bag and I yeet them onto her driveway and entrance 😂

Also went home for the weekend to celebrate my sisters sweet 16 and bittttchhhhh I forget how rowdy my family can be after drinking all night. A brawl almost broke out lmao and I was lowkey ready to finally throw some punches. Is it bad that I wanted to fight? 🤪

Prepping for a lil Friendsgiving rendezvous this weekend and this mama is going all out with the cooking. My biggest endeavor is the birria, but if I can get it right, it’s over for you hoes.

Wowwwwwwwww

Y’all aren’t ready for my nonsense. It’s been a bit since I could be myself on the internet. Also who tf do I follow here?

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