@hannahbudd.bsky.social
Inside my big head is a beautiful brain of intelligent thoughts that must be preserved with a helmet.
Calling my pregnant friends backyard breeders
29.05.2025 03:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Drove the speed limit and kept both eyes on the road and didn’t get pulled over
Tomorrow I’ll try robbing a bank
The 5 minute version of "Everhand" is screening now through
Easterseals Disability Film Challenge. If you like Fallout, Twilight Zone, or Black Mirror you should check out this thriller
#disabilityfilmchallenge #edfc2025 #easterseals
I hope I don’t accidentally swallow a pool ball and choke and die today
05.04.2025 16:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wait can you hold that thought? My inner demons need help finding their iPad
03.04.2025 17:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Drinking too much caffeine and talking myself down from a panic attack for practice
02.04.2025 14:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Aye!!!
19.03.2025 18:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bunch of employees who work at the government facility where they keep ET wet freaking out because they need five things for the email but all they did last week was spray water on ET
25.02.2025 05:04 — 👍 6797 🔁 982 💬 64 📌 21
19.03.2025 13:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I think 15 would be the first and maybe only odd number to get promoted to even numbers
18.03.2025 13:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whispering “infinite money glitch” to myself as an affirmation every time I make a transaction
26.02.2025 13:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Unless funko pops have big evil smart brains in their big domes, PEZ would win the PEZ vs POP war by a landslide
19.02.2025 16:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I find it incredible that the PEZ dispenser just quietly exists years after its fame, they never had to make a Gilmore Girls book where everyone is a PEZ dispenser like Funko Pop did
19.02.2025 16:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me and my buddies are gonna have a few in the garage and brush up on our CPR skills if you want to come on over
16.02.2025 03:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Imagine the Taco Bell sauce packets in the landfill being used as a key artifact in stratigraphy in the future
11.02.2025 19:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bluesky but pronounced blue-ski
Polish Pride!!!!
There could’ve been a timeline where Jeff Buckley is alive in 2025 and Jelly Roll is performing with him on an award show. Express gratitude everyday you guys
02.02.2025 17:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I showed my dentist a picture of your teeth and we both agreed you could floss more
He said between #7 and #8 specifically
Guy whose mom forgot to unground him as a child when he sees the xbox get turned on at the function: umm hey you guys I think I have to hit the road soon… no it’s fine it’s for personal reasons
01.02.2025 15:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No frickin way
31.01.2025 19:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stepping into a straight couple’s home you can always tell who furnished the place and who bought the TV
31.01.2025 14:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bro I just woke up in the hospital and realized they never brought me my knuckle sandwich today at the pub wtf
30.01.2025 05:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Blotted my lips on a cracker today, look closely if this matters to you
29.01.2025 00:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well I think I’m gonna head out soon
27.01.2025 23:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
