Maggie

I’m speaking on a panel at the Writing and Publishing Summit at SFU today! Are you going to be there too? Rad! Say hi and I’ll say hi back!

On the International Day of Women and Girls in Science, I support more lady and femme Mad Scientists. And also that I would be a willing test subject.

Honestly, I love that for everyone involved

Incredible

I’ve only seen half an episode so far and I know nothing else about it but I feel confident in assuming Heated Rivalry started as Crosby x Ovechkin fanfiction

If you see Mothman can you give him a message for me? Okay, great, tell him I said SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Honestly? Nice

This sounds like something I need in my life tbh

Rewatching Stranger Things before the big finale and season one just hits differently now that I’m a parent. Like, yeah, if my kid went missing I’d be talking to the lights too

@jmcelroy.bsky.social on the jumbotron! 👋

A soggy black squirrel lurks amid the storage clutter in my garage

My garage’s new tenant

a man is wearing a santa hat and making a funny face in front of a christmas tree . ALT: a man is wearing a santa hat and making a funny face in front of a christmas tree .

Came home and as I was pulling in a squirrel followed my car into the garage so I’ve got a bit of Clark Griswold situation on my hands…

Ok but the litter box gacha is actually genius

Last stop of tour for Brigands & Breadknives is in Vancouver BC, tomorrow at 7PM at the Rio Theatre-

Anyway I hope everyone realizes how blessed we are to have Patina Miller in this cast

It took 8 episodes to get a proper Patrick Stump solo but it was worth the wait

Hazbin Hotel season 2 hot take: Pentious’s songs are the best of the bunch

Re indie marketing scams: if someone is asking you if they can review your book, they want money for it

if they really loved it, they'd be posting about it without your permission

Screenshot of my book, The Star And The Ocean, on Wattpad where it’s currently ranked at number 69 in the love category

Lol nice

START SPREADING THE NEWS, BITCHES! #bluejays

The juxtaposition of taking my objectively adorable baby out in public while myself looking like a sentient Halloween decoration

🩸🌞 TODAY TODAY Scarlet Morning is out TODAY 🌞🩸

Text exchange between me and my brother in which I sent him a picture of a 12 foot Halloween skeleton decoration with a caption that says “🎶It’s the most wonderful time of the yeeeeeeeear🎶” to which he replied “I’ll never be able to prove it, but as soon as I saw the text of your message I knew exactly what the pic was going to be of”

No one gets me quite like my fellow murderino of a brother (cc @myfavoritemurder.bsky.social)

Wednesday Addams reads from a letter. The caption says “Regrettably, I must drop you as a writer. Please seek help.”

How my imposter syndrome assumes every publishing-related conversation will end.

Angel Batista, Vince Masuka, and Joey Quinn give a toast in an episode of Dexter: Resurrection

Also, LOVE seeing the band back together!

Interesting that Resurrection seems to be working to give him a bit of redemption though…

🚨More spoilers🚨
In case it wasn’t obvious, Deb (poor Deb, I could write a thesis on her) was the hero of the OG series and Harrison is the hero of New Blood. Dexter may be the protagonist but he’s still an anti-hero. A great anti-hero, but one none the less.

🚨Spoilers ahead🚨
Of COURSE Dexter faked his own death and ran away! It’s a selfish and cowardly move because he’s ultimately a selfish and cowardly person. We’re supposed to feel let down because the show wants us to believe that he’s changed. It’s actually great writing!

I heard people complain about the endings of OG and New Blood for years but now that I’ve seen them for myself all I can say is that anyone who didn’t like them must believe Dexter is the good guy

I’ve watched so much Dexter (OG, New Blood, Original Sin & half of Resurrection) over the past month that my 3 month old has started reacting (squealing with delight) at the sound of Michael C. Hall’s voice.