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Looks like Malik Willis to the Cardinals. I guess that makes sense with the LaFleur brother pipeline.

This morning my kid gave me a kiss and then told me I was wet and spiky like a sea urchin. I didn’t ask for any of this.

At least with the energy crisis this will be the impetus for the US to focus on a national bullet train infrastructure, enhanced solar powered public transportation, and safer cities for cyclists.

I’ve typed and discarded 3 posts today. Maybe it’s the time change. Or the state of things. Maybe a case of the Mondays.

(Beastie Boys voice)

listen all y'all, it's a

A few pack of “Pick me Ups” oatmeal square. A label on the word “pick” makes it look like “fuck me ups”

Weird label placement strikes again.

If Gaethje pulls off the eye poke assault he did on Paddy then anything is possible.

How. Dare. You.

Hey! Qyburn is an actual scientist! He does great things.

But Joff wasn’t a man of the people. He hated everyone with a passion. Even his sycophants. Trump is only happy with an audience.

You know what else rules? Qyburn. He may have his peccadilloes but he’s also driven by his love for science, discovery and fierce loyalty. Just a sick little creep, like all great scientists.

If you find yourself on the same side as JPF you know you’re correct and good.

Then you roll right into the finale at the sept of baelor with that incredible score. That song, Light of the Seven, is one of the coolest pieces of music I’ve ever heard. Just remarkable stuff. Several points of S5 I almost quit my rewatch but I’m glad I didn’t. This shit rules.

Me at Lollapalooza in 1993

There’s incredible stuff in HotD and so much awesomeness in The Last of Us but the size, scale, and stakes of this episode is something we’ll never see on tv again.

Man when they’re looking across the field at each other and I’m Jon Snow, I’m asking Wun Wun for uppies so I can see what’s happening.

I’m up to Battle of the Bastards and it is my duty to inform you that Sansa still sucks. I was hoping this time around I would view her more charitably but nope she gets hundreds of men slaughtered for no reason and smugly smiles about it.

Yeah I’ve been keeping up with the women. Haven’t missed a game in years. But it’s just not fun for me personally to watch the men in February. Too much trauma. Hope that changes this March.

Thanks!

Sweet! I haven’t watched any men’s hoops for a month. Glad they’re in.

You sure about Iowa?

He played outside for 40 minutes. Didn’t bug me once or get hit by a car. Win.

The later seasons are much maligned but they also have some incredible stuff. Bella Ramsey gives a towering performance as Lady Mormont. Just this tiny girl absolutely owning every conversation and scene she’s in. Gods level shit.

It is 51° and my kid is outside playing with the dog. It’s so quiet.

went back in time to introduce a Victorian child to pizza but instead they got me hooked on some kind of embalming fluid they were all doing. these kids are fucked up

[steps up to mic] It is Daylight Saving Time. Thank you.

The one thing Simple Ned was right about was not bringing the dire wolves home for the Stark kids. All of those beautiful pups abandoned, abused, and murdered just by association to those terrible children. Would’ve been better off on their own.

Did we ever figure out why Khaleesi is fireproof?

Oh and after I watched I said “this show is so expensive and no one watches it so it will just get canceled”