"You look happier"
"Thanks. I just ate."

Bring back telling us what country the Olympic judges are from, revealing that an athlete’s lowest score came from the judge from their country’s biggest geopolitical rivals

Go! You can always just least if you don’t like it

taunting should be allowed, that’s such a lame game changing penalty

Man Struggling To Pierce Orange Peel With Fingernail Under Impression He Could Kill If He Had To

Man Struggling To Pierce Orange Peel With Fingernail Under Impression He Could Kill If He Had To https://theonion.com/man-struggling-to-pierce-orange-peel-with-fingernail-un-1819579648/

Shoulda been emmanwori

Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive? Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?

"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."

Mamdani shout out his wife in big speech When's the last time you made a statement about me

Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder...

My body is CRAVING a burger at 9AM on New Years Day 😮‍💨

It’s nice to have the box in your pocket

Wow someone really actually does love EVERY pokemon

He’s bragging about rage baiting someone?

In retrospect Sandy Hook marked the end of the US gun control debate. Once America decided killing children was bearable, it was over.

13 years ago today.

They’re all bad now though

I'll add that as someone who not that long ago spent many frantic nights looking for information on sleep training, feeding, etc etc--by far the most valuable internet resource was reddit, the only place with human advice. Everything else is basically useless at this point.

This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.

Ball knowers know that 9 is actually the goat

What a great headline

I mean, gun deaths are our culture

Every Pokemon game made after Crystal was "the bad one" actually and it's something I have to remind myself as I see people younger than me say Pokemon games weren't disliked until the Switch.

Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.

Box out

Go Mariners!

The virgin AGI existential risk vs the chad global warming

East coast? Ugh

Elon says it’s false he never went to Epstein Island. Lmao 🍿

Kyle Kulinski on Twitter posts an illustrated image, where Laura Loomer tells Hasan Piker "WE'RE DEPORTING YOU BACK TO TURKEY." In the drawing, Hasan Piker replies: "I was born in New Jersey." Laura Loomer replies to Kyle: "The left has no sense of humor."

On September 6, 2024, Laura Loomer posts a video, where she eats dog food. She writes on Twitter: "I just ate dog food. It's human grade. Which means you and your dog can share a taste, nutrient dense treat together. Order yours today at [link]" I post a screenshot of this tweet and write: "i setup a fake dog food company last month, bought purina at the pet store, and paid laura loomer $100 for this post."

not true

Speaking officially as the host of Jeopardy!, Cal Raleigh is the correct MVP vote.

Everything I see from Pritzker makes me think “this guy seems like what we need” which is why I’m totally unsurprised that most libs are excited for Gavin Newsom

The contrast with what Pritzker is saying