Valla

rping around this has been an absolute nightmare for me which is why we need ivalice 3 immediately

I remember learning about the Hays Code in film school and how it made it so that any amoral protagonist had to meet karmic justice by the end of the film and going “wow, that’s really silly” and then once a week I log online and see people argue that we need stuff like that now or it’s problematic

Ivalice paladin

such a gorgeous new official art!!! i miss them so much please come back soon 🥺🥺🥺🥺

This game is about to release into Early Access TODAY and I have a spare giveaway key. I'll post it into the replies for anyone to grab once this post reaches 500 reposts

Bombing Iran in the middle of negotiations, while starving Cuba, while genociding Palestinians, while threatening to invade Greenland... the US and Israel are the single greatest threat to humanity and it's not even close. We are all forced to live in the nightmare they create.

@jasonhickel.bsky.social posted this on Twitter and he’s absolutely spot on

A shot of Arielle Alvoix resting her upper body over a basin of water in the middle of the night. The water is clearly being tainted with blood from her hands being submerged. Blue flowers float around the water, and blue flower petals fall around the surroundings.

cw: blood }
are your hands any cleaner?
{ #elezen | #aalvoix }

i replayed the whole thing with a new wol alt and the distinction doesn't really speak incredibly highly of the overall writing quality in that regard but does make for a much more enjoyable experience (and also made me more accepting of the whole one-year timeline doing it all at once)

hey, remember when the transphobes started coming for gender-affirming care for minors and it was framed as “concern for children” and trans folks said “lol they just want us to not exist” and our society full of rubes and people with turnips for brains took the transphobes’ arguments at face value

i figured the loyal oomfs might appreciate my fc’s season 2 villain

it will have a much more intense smell otherwise it looks identical

[i descend like a gentle butterfly] acrylic isn't innately more damaging but many poorly trained technicians do a lot more damage preparing for it/removing it than necessary (unless they used the Illegal Liquid that attaches like cement in which case run for your life)

currently accepting consort applications

🐰💍🐰
#ヴィエラ

Watching the Bluesky Elite settle into the position “you are not allowed to criticize left-wing electoral abstentionism, even now” makes me realize that one of the best things to happen to progressives would be Bluesky dying completely

bust drawing of a woman in a purple fluffy coat, manicured nails cupping her face and looking into the camera at 3/4 angle

love witch

#ocsky #myart

like i can scarcely think of a more Pointed Comment on how capital G god worship appropriates heavily from other belief systems while demonizing them as outright heretics (see also christianity and the greek redemption trope, ishtar, and indo-european heavens imagery)

the only open question is whether or not the maker ever truly existed (i vote no/there is no evidence) but even then literally every aspect of the maker’s cult image and character comes from mythal and elgar’nan

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Letterboxd screenshot Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022 Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.

i often think about this review

ysayle ❄️

taking business professional headshots for rp profiles and being simply struck in awe of her beauty

it drives you insane how much erosion of freedom is justified by concern for kids when the people who actually hurt them will never face consequences

i've got it under control diva!!!! no one is going to die!!!!!

i understand that paladins are very sensitive about being criticized for spamming clemency but i feel that when you're using it on the whole party every time they drop below 80% hp you deserve to be smote by my glare

omg do not even worry about it pookie i post like twice a year

this is such a big mood and also you should post more woman because i love her your honor

Aveline for #KnightArt

»and if your world is on repeat
I'll love each version of you the same«
#art #ffxivart #finalfantasyxiv