𝑬𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑶𝑻 𝑩𝑼𝑰𝑳𝑫𝑬𝑹❢ ミ

see thats exactly what i thought you'd say!!! so i was like should i REALLY keep them from getting mauled? or do i invite it in as a nice surprise?

um!! i was trying to make sure you won't get mauled. knowing you, that could be a good OR bad thing.

...like, i think guest is the only fully good man i've ever liked. it's fascinating to know where you draw your lines.

or are you just giving most of them a pass because you like them too? xP

just him?? out of everyone your only problem is with him??

not the giant fish experiment or the former cultist or the hacker who killed our other boyfriend or the embodiment of hatred or, worst of all, the admin who gave me unwarranted romance advice when we were first getting together?

morning baby!!! ♡

it was seven and i....well, i brought you up. we were talking about his bear stuff and i couldn't help but tease...

welll...i dunno if they'd want to be. you know how they love their danger.

*pressing a kiss to his cheek!! just a quick peck.*

it's a flattering thought, sorry. would you really get like that over someone like me?

*predictably, his eyes followed the motion...lingering for quite a while before switching spots.*

as if that's possible. i think chance alone has enough affection for ten people, and if you add me in there you'll never be alone in your entire life.

*snickering a bit. keeping up those scratches!!*

this is the most animalistic i think i've EVER seen you. you're not gonna get mad at chance for flirting with me this spring, right?

<- hes still doing it

im not your personal back scratcher bro

(canons your noncanon) yes

(nc) @humanitiesperil.bsky.social if i were a werewolf would you be my wife that dies five minutes into the game for the sake of the plot

Do my word search

neither of those sound like thievery to me. are you sure you aren't projecting your own dastardly ways onto an innocent man?

*a mock accusing tone. ...soon just sitting down, slouched. looks like he wouldn't be helping with the food any longer. he was trapped, he legally wasn't allowed to move.*

dizzy from all angles. slightly leaning on the don for support.*

he would deal with all the complications and inner turmoil later. as far as he was concerned, this was the best alcohol he'd ever tasted and he was not about to give it up over something so trivial.

...after a bit, pulling back to breathe. kind of like he was coming back up from underwater,

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mmmhm.

*fuck it. just going for the kiss, after all of that time spent pining and overthinking...dreaming of something he thought he would never have. yet here the man was, right in front of him, initiating. initiating!! only in his wildest dreams did he think that would ever happen!!!

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sometimes, yeah...but-oop!

*startling a tad at the jump, shifting around to make sure the rabbit didn't fall. it was a lot harder than the don made it look...! ;;;*

not intentionally!!! >_<;;; maybe he just wants to explore?

yeah!! you haven't met seven...he's an absolute sweetheart when he isn't being a menace like this. i get the feeling you'd love him, really!!

but uh. ahaha....i guess it's just my type. pretty much everyone i've had a crush on so far has brought some kind of chaos to the table...

*a pause. he had completely forgotten that they didn't know...*

oh, nonono, not chance! i have...theres this whole thing...they're not here right now. it's another guy.

sorry for the confusion. ^^;;;

yeah. stuff like that reminds me that bewilderment like this is nothing in the grand scheme...so i'll probably be happy to see him all over again when we wake up tomorrow.

um...if i can see him after work. he's been sleeping a lot recently...bear features, you know...

i think he's some kind of hacker of his own? or at least used to be...?? i dunno, they used to do that kind of thing together from what i've heard. things ended pretty nastily though.

the fact that he knows where i live isn't really comforting to be honest...

can you ban seven Again i cant keep doing this

yeah hes...kind of a piece of work. but i can't help who i fell for. = =;;;

...actually thinking about it. how did his ex get into our house i remember locking all our doors

. . . I see.

Your love life is very concerning, Elliot. I want you to know that it concerns me. Greatly.

and then they tried to both convince me to let him sit on me.

two time it was insanity i'm still reeling does this sound like a real thing that could happen to someone. is this reality. why did he say that

okay so like. my boyfriend didnt know what it was either but he tried to guess and then doubled down when i corrected him. and then somehow he claimed there was a bbl fairy. and then his....i think his ex showed up ? and claimed to be the fairy??

*burying his face in his hands.*

it's like...okay. people want to make themselves more attractive so they pay for this surgery to like....you know how big butts are really popular right now? or have been for a while i guess...THE POINT IS. its a thing people do sometimes. to make themselves hotter.

*deep sigh. how could he say this without sounding insane.*

do you know what a bbl is,