Shayne Mathis

Imagine getting on stage and saying this knowing there's a DNC postmortem report on the 2024 election that came to the conclusion you blew it by refusing to condemn Israel for conducting a genocide in Gaze.

These are the StubHub prices scalpers are charging. The face value for a two day pass is around $650 which is still crazy but that’s the price range I was expecting for that venue.

A two day pass in the standard seated sections was around $600-700.

I realize "I couldn't get a ticket to the bougie metal arena show" is a middle class white guy gripe but last weekend I went to a metal show at a shithole venue where a ticket was $35 and a PBR was $12. The future is 60 hour work weeks to pay bills and Netflix slop on the couch for entertainment.

Trying unsuccessfully to get tickets to one of the Metallica Sphere shows because scalpers are snatching them up and thinking about how everything in America is a scam and we're careening towards a future where treats and leisure time are extravagancies for the wealthy.

I swear to god AI boosters are the stupidest people on the planet. Absolutely dumb as dog shit. They think if you stuff enough book pages into the mouth of a ventriloquist dummy it will become human.

YouTube video by Immolation - Topic Attrition

Happy new Immolation Song Day! www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj0d...

Magog implies the existence of Pagog.

There is some knowledge that mortal man is not meant to posess.

Are they presented in the proper resolution of crappy DVD-R rips you bought at a comic convention in 2002?

I watched Blind Fury a few nights ago haha

The reason I decided not to subscribe to Criterion is I already have access to 4-5 streaming services and I still watch Tubi shlock 9 out of 10 times.

Every night I sit down on the couch intending to watch one of the critically acclaimed A24-ass movies I’ve saved to my watch list, but end up watching a straight to video Rutger Hauer movie from 1994 or one of those Netflix Happy Madison movies that 10 people on the entire planet have ever seen.

I knew this guy was going to be trouble when he moved onto my floor.

One of my neighbors is smoking weed that smells like cat piss and it’s so nasty it’s making me mad.

It’s crazy for Marlon Wayans to make Scary Movie 6 when White Chicks and Little Man haven’t even gotten 1 sequel between them.

Marlon Wayans is in his 50s

They’re going to be recruiting OAN anchors by the end of the year.

It's hard to really give a shit about the Noem news when she's just going to another government agency and all the staffing decisions for Trump 2.0 are like "get me the stupidest, cruelest people in the Republican Party!"

There’s a whole series of them. They met at an afterparty for a Judas Priest show in NYC and went to Studio 54 together

Rob Halford: That Time I Handcuffed Myself to Andy Warhol & Took Him to Studio 54 in a Yellow Cab Oh, really?...

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Using this as an excuse to post this pic of Rob Halford hanging out with Andy Warhol while wearing a shirt with men fucking and sucking on it.

ALL FEAR THE SENTINEL

CONDEMNED TO HELL

Markwayne Mullin hooting on a moonshine jug and firing his six-gun in the air to celebrate.

I have a cool sounding job title but it’s mostly sending emails. However, sometimes those emails result in something cool like Rob Zombie being on both the YouTube and Spotify billboards in Times Square.

Out of all the despicable villains in the Trump administration I think Hegseth is the one I most want to see stood up in front of a wall blubbering and begging for his life.

“Looks like AI art’s back on the menu, boys!”