Shayne Mathis

To be fair, Shawn and Marlon Wayans are in their 50s and Keenen Ivory Wayans is creeping up on 70 so this is very much in line with what guys that age think is funny.

There’s a trailer for the new Scary Movie on Scream 7 and it starts with a “did you just assume my gender?!” joke and Eminem’s “Without Me” playing on the soundtrack. It’s going to be a big hit with 43 year old cousins who peaked in high school.

If Dastardly Donald doesn’t produce a good explanation for these shenanigans then he’s going to get a stern talking-to!

It's pretty impressive how Trump is on track to do a full United States Century of Humiliation in just 4 years.

Yeah check it out

It’s the guy from that show The Bear

People want to draw a distinction between Trump and the MAGA era and old school neoconservatism but this is all the same shit except more stupid.

Between this and encouraging an Iranian uprising that the U.S. definitely won’t support it’s wild seeing Trump speed run the George HW and George W Bush presidencies at the same time.

Throughout the movie there are scenes where he’s writing lyrics for what would become Nebraska in a little note book and at one point it cuts to a page and he’s writing “Double album??”

I watched Deliver Me From Nowhere last night and I kind of loved it. It’s an anti Prestigious Music Biopic where Springsteen spends most of the movie alone and brooding. Then, instead of a big triumphant musical performance, the climax is Bruce going to a therapist.

A bunch of stupid pussies blowing up civilians from the Mar-a-lago business center and posting epic bacon memes about it.

Chuck Schumer retire bitch

I flew back into NYC tonight and why is Newsmax on the taxi TV now?!

I’ve been banned from r/PowerMetal for replying “This sounds like Trans Siberian Orchestra” on every post.

Yesterday I got served a video like that from a washed up old metal writer and I have no idea who the audience is. The guys who care about this stuff are too old to use YouTube.

I think you could make a strong argument that he’s the dumbest guy in heavy metal.

I hope the album has guest vocals by Ariel Pink and Choo Choo the Herky Jerky Dancer.

I’m in awe of Jon Schaffer’s brain. He tried to overthrow a presidential election, turned federal snitch as soon as he got caught, and then whined the whole time he was in prison until Trump pardoned him. Now he’s making a concept record for Tea Party uncles.

I don’t but this sounds right up my alley!

“Stop complaining about the cost of ground beef and eat the cow guts” is a winning slogan going into an election year.

YouTube video by Bad Omen Records SPELL "Lilac" (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

Very happy that Spell has announced a new album of very nerdy heavy metal and hard rock youtu.be/KDIrnA4i5dw?...

US military used laser to take down Border Protection drone, lawmakers say Members of Congress say the U.S. military used a laser to shoot down a Customs and Border Protection drone.

Air travel in the United States rules. It’s expensive, miserable from beginning to end, and now the military might cut your plane in half with a laser because they’re stupid and paranoid. apnews.com/article/mili...

The slovenly Twitter oaf Michael Tracey has Contrarian Guy’d himself into a pedophile.

[King Diamond high voice]
Whis-KEEEY Fri-DAAAAAAY

[King Diamond low voice]
With TOOO-ny Do-kou-PIIIIIIIIIL

This humiliation could have been avoided if they hadn’t cancelled Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil.

YouTube video by Nuclear Blast Records ROB ZOMBIE - F.T.W. 84 (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)

The new record is very much a return to the classic Rob Zombie sound because he's back working with Mike Riggs and Blasko who played guitar and bass on Hellbilly Deluxe and Sinister Urge. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHrs...

Happy New Rob Zombie Album Day!

You're missing out on so many classics of cocaine cinema.

But you should watch Loose Cannons which is a terrible buddy cop movie where Gene Hackman is a grizzled veteran detective and Dan Akroyd is his new psychic partner.