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Madame LaCrooz

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At the corner of Bliss and Blunt. Do not make me punch you.

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Reminder: running the US naval armada is Trump’s mega campaign donor, John Phalen. No military experience, now trying to hush up flying on Epstein’s plane with six female victims. His other qualification is having a huge pornographic art collection.

01.03.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 164    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4

Netanyahu is hiding in a bunker in Berlin.

You really can't make this shit up.

01.03.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 183    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 5
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Jared Kushner manages $5 billion from the government's reconstruction effort in Gaza. This week, he unveiled a $25 billion β€œmaster plan” for luxury towers, hotels, and data centers. A Senate inquiry says his fund exists to funnel foreign money to the president’s family.

01.03.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

World Liberty Financial applied for a national bank charter. The regulator who reviews it is a Trump appointee. Who reports to Trump’s Treasury Secretary. Who can approve the charter. In most countries, this is illegal.

01.03.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Logged on to post the sentence β€œI’ve started stress dreaming about granular lab budgets” and what better visual to accompany that than

01.03.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Do not vote for the guy with the Nazi tattoo who confessed to be a longtime fan of a Nazi show.

TL, DR: Do not vote for the Nazi candidate.

01.03.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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I’ll just leave this here…

28.02.2026 10:44 β€” πŸ‘ 435    πŸ” 144    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 6
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Newspapers Did Not Kill Themselves - The American Prospect New docs say Jeffrey Epstein collaborated with the Russian mob to loot the New York Daily News, then tried to help Mort Zuckerman discard it when reporting became inconvenient.

A document in the January 30 Epstein file dump suggests that the New York Daily News was one of these institutionsβ€”integral to the Epstein network while grasping to make sense of its tentacles.

01.03.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

The President of the United States is an arrogant and unhinged imbecile.

He is a danger to the entire planet.

28.02.2026 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1403    πŸ” 238    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 7

That only came up cuz I recognized it as I was watching frikkin β€˜Bridgerton’. Lordy life *is* a circle / clichΓ©. I give up.

01.03.2026 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remind me someday my kid would listen to nothing but Coldplay when I dropped him at school and the CD was still in the car when the new owner took it in 2022. I need the leverage. He’s very smart.

01.03.2026 08:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the worst of every politician- the deceit of Nixon the ugliness of Kissinger the beginnings of the end in Reagan. Rather have a bird in the hand than those 2 bushes omg the stupid but take all the worst and pack it in an orange sausage and you’ll still have room for more atrocities with Pedo 47

01.03.2026 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they renamed it the Department of War so it would be that much easier to just add β€œCrimes” at the end of it

28.02.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 276    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I am continuously struck by how the worst, biggest dipshits you have ever seen have *all* hitched their stars to this nazi administration.

The tech ceo's are literally getting military titles, they're getting government positions, half the administration is made up of media personalities, etc

30.06.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 719    πŸ” 123    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4

Don’t let it go unnoticed that none of the other Dem senators have called for a vote of no confidence on Schumer’s leadership.

28.02.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 284    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 8
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And the Whitehouse agrees with you.

28.02.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The β€œIsrael War Room” posts this clip of a worldwide children’s advocate and a mayor fighting for free childcare right after bombing a girls’ school and killing at least 85 students

28.02.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1204    πŸ” 304    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 20

Love it when our nation’s defense contractors all spend their Friday nights subtweeting each other about killing everyone in the world

28.02.2026 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5838    πŸ” 1077    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 33

this is actually an insanely good idea at the current moment and it's a shame we have a venal shithead in charge instead of some nerd who could make this happen

26.02.2026 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

kash patel going crazy on the sybian

26.02.2026 08:42 β€” πŸ‘ 237    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1

the greatest joke I have ever written in my entire life is: Max Landis is living proof John landis hasn't made anything good since 1985

28.02.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Reminder that this creep is a rapist and should go back to writing what he knows, like Pepe le Pew or something where someone’s dad murders people and gets away with it

28.02.2026 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1247    πŸ” 299    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 2
A rough looking brunette Barbie doll in a ratty fur coat, smoking a cigarette, says if you had a man tell him I said shut up

A rough looking brunette Barbie doll in a ratty fur coat, smoking a cigarette, says if you had a man tell him I said shut up

25.02.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stop calling the department of defense by the fake tough unofficial name the fake tough babies gave it. By statute & still by statute, it’s the department of defense. Stop accepting this juvenile garbage masquerading as accomplishments. Be an adult. Demand our officials be adults

28.02.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 876    πŸ” 189    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 6

i don't want to know who "david ellison" is. every other week some new awful guy i’ve never heard of is clawing at the fabric of society. "Chelmford Brimsley, the billionaire CEO of Edible Arrangements, is closing in on a deal to buy the concept of Santa Claus and make him conservative." what?

27.02.2026 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 165    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

As part of the original funding arrangements for Constitution Hall, major donors had insisted that ONLY whites could perform on stage.

On February 26, 1939, First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt submitted her letter of resignation to the DAR president.

An ally.

27.02.2026 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Elon Musk's 'secretive network' engaged in 'highly unusual' moves to back Trump: NYT Billionaire Elon Musk’s relocation from California to Texas was accompanied by his creation of a shadowy and complex network of companies he controls, making it difficult to follow the money as he con...

According to a New York Times investigation, Musk's "secretive network" of more than 90 Texas-based companies enabled him to conceal extent of his financial support for Donald Trump's 2024 presidential campaign. That support subsequently granted Musk a position as a presidential adviser:

$TSLAQ

27.02.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

The best super power ever but it only activates when nine people pee on you at the same time.

27.02.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

After fearful wait, nation rejoices return of mother from behind some random lady's hands

27.02.2026 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4
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2025 Walking In

A 2-hour mix of music compiled by Thom Yorke that plays before Radiohead’s European shows. [mixcloud.com]

27.02.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0