Needs a leash and a shock collar.

From this administration? See you in the East Wing, your honor.

Signs like no one has signed before.

Someone get Rubio a tissue, he's got some orange makeup on his lips.

I think she missed a spot on that fat, orange ass.

At least they'll be right two times a day.

Can we move forward with a ban on Mike DeWine?

Practice what you preach, Petey.

Such speeching like no one has speeched before. Many people are saying.

Pro-life, my lilly-white ass.

Not only yes, but absofuckinglutely yes.

A fight over bullshit.

Probably stiffed the electrical contractors.

26? Dude looks 46.

A wind lecture from a blow hard, great.

'Murica!

a candle is lit up in the dark and looks like a ufo . ALT: a candle is lit up in the dark and looks like a ufo .

Mr. Rennie on Monday morning:

Ah, the scent of bullshit in the air.

May I be removed from this list please?

The headline should have read, "Sewage Spill on Little Miami River....Wait, It's Just Vance Kayaking."

Was Jim Dave's couch on the list?

So Big Balls weren't so big?

In Ohio, the lawbreaking legislators violated the Ohio Constitution, their oaths, and court orders seven times in order to illegally draw gerrymandered maps.

Faced zero accountability.

And then sat in their illegal seats.

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Water on the brain very strongly.

Wife #4?

Scotland’s signs are delivering. Y’all understood the assignment. 😂

Jimmy, pay for your own fucking stadium .
XOXO,
An Ohio Taxpayer.

Fuck off, "Pete."