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@davecarrig.bsky.social

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An inflamed hemorrhoid.

19.02.2026 20:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So, roadkill.

08.02.2026 20:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Babbitt should have complied.

05.02.2026 15:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At least upgrade the HVAC to deal with the Shitter-in-Chief.

02.02.2026 01:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gestapo Greg speaks.

25.01.2026 20:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Doughboy Dicktator at it again.

23.01.2026 14:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Staying informed on current affairs can be overwhelming and depressing.

Do it anyway.

19.01.2026 18:42 — 👍 3471    🔁 675    💬 140    📌 36
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Said the white guy who got....checks notes....appointed to his current role.

16.01.2026 17:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hemorrhoids?

14.01.2026 16:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How about free WiFi when they strand their passengers overnight at O'Hare?

06.01.2026 19:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A reminder - before Trump, MAGA, Musk and Fox rewrote history - that this is what the entire country agreed had happened five years ago today:

06.01.2026 12:40 — 👍 7152    🔁 3447    💬 113    📌 135
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a man with a beard is saying bye felicia ALT: a man with a beard is saying bye felicia
02.01.2026 17:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"We'll know in two weeks but we have to wrap up Infrastructure Week first. What a wonderful word, Infrastructure. In fact, we're going to Infrastructure like no one has Infrastructured before."

29.12.2025 21:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"You shall not fucking pass!"

26.12.2025 22:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So he complimented the emperor on his new clothes?

24.12.2025 12:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And anything about Jim Dave is real?

21.12.2025 19:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes, tariffs. That's why I didn't buy two Aston Villa jerseys because Donold doubled the price...initially $130, plus TrumpTax $260.

18.12.2025 02:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's so Rapidy?

13.12.2025 00:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You posted this twice? I guess if he'd been affiliated with THE osu he'd have promoted. You know, like Gym Jordan.

11.12.2025 03:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no ! ALT: a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !
01.12.2025 02:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Be back in two weeks.

25.11.2025 02:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But will they really leave mom's basement though?

20.11.2025 22:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is this open-mic night at a comedy club?

20.11.2025 21:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At what point does the name change to the Trump files?

14.11.2025 10:23 — 👍 1559    🔁 280    💬 37    📌 10

He was actually awake?

09.11.2025 23:57 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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SNAP has existed for 60 years. Benefits have gone out every single month over those six decades, including during government shutdowns. Until now.

Make no mistake: The money is available to fund SNAP during this shutdown. Trump is making a choice to withhold it.

Don’t forget this.

06.11.2025 21:15 — 👍 6786    🔁 2234    💬 157    📌 79

Needs a leash and a shock collar.

28.10.2025 00:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

From this administration? See you in the East Wing, your honor.

27.10.2025 22:56 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0