Raven

Now that I’m finally getting health insurance through work, do you think they’ll pay for someone to put my body in a taffy puller? I think it’d fix me

a kewpie-esque drawing of me (a femme with a black bob, black dress, and cowboy boots) praying. On a cloud above me is my butch husband (with a little mullet, sleeveless tee, and Birkenstocks) as an angel, lounging on a cloud. Butchfemme!!

My Guardian Angel Wears Birkenstocks
#art

Have you ever flopped down on your bed and you involuntarily made a noise that sounded like a “distressed Mr. Burns from the Simpsons”…… I’m tired btw

Sharing “genderless burger experience” here for those who haven’t seen it

Precious photo omg, congrats :)

Mark Carney not declaring today a mandatory paid day off for lesbians is homophobic.

I have given up the pretense of working

Doing my beautiful god given right (putting the women’s hockey gold medal game on my work laptop while on the clock)

made fan art for my favourite horror movie

Kind of iconic of him tbh

Thank you king, I will 🎂 I’m giving it my nothing this week

You can’t tell me I need to lock in on work while my birthday is tomorrow and my girlfriend is visiting my home on Valentine’s Day weekend!!!

Everyone in this picture looks like a character from the Bioshock universe

God I wish Cobweb was good…..

My taste is fun and good actually

Having a rice cooker has greatly improved my quality of life wtf…

Fire on the coldest day of the year is crazyyyyy

Line 5 is shut down before it's even open 🥀

A MF MONSTER Thoughts on MAGA Minaj from a Barb in recovery

I wrote about MAGA Minaj from the perspective of a Barb (a condition for which there is lamentably no known cure) johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/a-mf-monster

Don’t have the cat you spent nearly half your life with die while your on vacation, and then go straight into a hard death anniversary!!!! I wouldn’t recommend it!!

My dream right now is to be crushed into a cube like they do in Monsters Inc (I’m depressed)

Texting my film bro buddy that there's a movie on TV

Conner4Real will return in Avengers: Doomsday.

More like Life of Cuck

We watched another Milla movie last night btw so she’s not beating the big Milla Jovovich fan allegations

When your mom asked me about it and I had to stop from saying “movies kinda bad” LOL

The truth is finally revealed and the rumours are true….. My gf IS gay

Timmy Turner smiling giving a thumbs up and then tummy Turner screaming overlayed on top.

These people expect me to do work when it’s the last day for two weeks AND in 9 days time i see my girlfriend in person for the first time since September?????

Love and light. I love living with my friends. Today I saw my roommate trying to con their puppy into putting on the puppy snowsuit, by inserting their human arms in there. It worked like a charm 😭