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I 🧡 Christina Applegate. A lot. That is all #MSsucks

It amazes me how much I can become invested in an NFL game between two teams that I don’t care about only because I truly loath Aaron Rodgers. Dang. #Detroit #Pittsburgh

Glad to see Post Malone had on his requisite number of pieces of flair.

I am giddy! Such perfection in the Sunday crossword AND on my birthday. Kismet!

Kahlina saves!! Bringing it back to The Bank! #CFC ⚽️⚽️⚽️ #MLS

Your grace, we are in the Dolomites with Ötzi the Iceman. do stop over for a spritz if you can! 🥂

My day is looking up!

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I am all in on lunacy, you grace. Ice cream is always welcome in this house!

Wow! I’m on a roll!

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Woot! #Wordle

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Amen!

Once again, I implore any power that be in the universe: for the love of all that is holy, make Tom Brady quit using the word “stud” when calling NFL games. Please. It is gross. 🏈

Viva Alcaraz!! #USOpen 🎾

Woohoo!

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Yes, your grace. Accidents will happen. When they do, we must be mindful of disposing of incriminating evidence and the locations of security cameras. 💀

Splendid! I will go to sleep immediately, your grace!

I am old. I cannot do it. I am not comfortable with nauseous used to mean nauseated. It will forever make my eyelid twitch when someone does it. At that point, I usually yell at the speaker to get off of my lawn

Amen, your grace. Amen. Your wisdom, as usual, is spot on.

Clearly. It is known, your grace. It is known.

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This is a clear sign the book was written by a sinister AI, your grace. Do any of the characters have six or more fingers or extra limbs?

Rinse rinse rinse. Scrub scrub scrub , your grace!

Kasha assures me that it will all be ok.

How is it that I can smell that and I am suddenly transported to my Aunt Margie’s kitchen in Yell County Arkansas 55 years ago?!? Heavenly.

In 68 days, I leave for vacation. The trip will involve visiting Ötzi the Iceman. This makes my ghoulish heart happy.

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Shelving books by spine color is anathema to all civilized people. Anyone who arranges their books in this way cannot be my friend. Don’t @ me! 📚

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Sure. What’s the worst that could happen?

Also, Kasha was napping on my lap.

Your grace, forgive me for not previewing the project plan. I’ve lulled them into a false sense of security. I am planning an Independence Day spectacular finale. 🎆

Had some primo tiramisu tonight. After pizza, of course!

Boom!!
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