ellie

guys im gaming

ladies,,,, im something of a brain genius

oh fuck because it's 2025????

WHGTY DOES IT DO TGHIS

Take a glimpse into a crazy fucked up world where dogs are made of slime

initiating my plan to get all of paradox to watch jet lag the game because "it has maps"

they cooked my ass

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Bippus, IN

picture of a TV with the scene in Star Trek the next generation where Worf is uncomfortably holding Spot and Data is saying "Tell him he is a pretty cat" and peaking up in the foreground of the picture is three quarters of a black and white cat's face

I just took the best picture of my life

Just sealed some idiot within my crystal

carefully and lovingly trying to de-millenial-ify my bluesky feed by blocking every account that uses punctuation. i think it's working

Wizard dude surfing in on a bolt of light with an orb in front of him

Don Maitz ‘Wizard’s Approach’ (2003) #wizard

Star Trek Deep Space 9 scene. The Sisko, in uniform, is chillaxing with his head resting on his hand, and talking to someone. (It's Jake. Someone who doesn't watch DS9 wouldn't know that but his blue purple wardrobe is a major clue). Closed caption reads, "I've done nothing for the past 6 hours."

"hello ellie how are you this holiday season"

my ass:

l;adies,,, im something of a gamer

fell asleep lol

personally i support john witcher in her transition

i never played the witcher but now that it's woke i guess i'll have to play the new one

i love jesus christ

why is the new elden ring like that

stylized illustration of a woman holding her hand above her head, pinching a starburst/cross. she is dressed in business clothes with a trenchcoat overtop, her pupils are reflecting white, she has bright red hair and lipstick, and she is smiling unnervingly.

“the administrative director can be a bit unnerving”

Posting is almost certainly a career risk but on the other hand there's a solid chance it can land you a wife

happy to announce that i'm starting my posting era today

:)