martha mostly

i've spent the last 2 weeks fighting demons after my tonsillectomy but im excited to announce that i am now able to be awake for 5 (FIVE!) hours in one go before i need to go back to sleep. please clap

Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic

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💕💕 I love you and I'm sorry and I'm glad he's home

oh my god I am so sorry. I love you so much and I am so heartbroken for you. he was such a perfect boy and he loved you so much and had such a good life with you

my tummy hurts and im being a little bitch about it

thistle

i hold children hostage and explain things to them against their will

it has a 100% success rate and cannot fail

I wonder if Ridley Scott watched Dune 2 and had to come to terms with the fact he hadn't directed the best gladiatorial fight scene in 2024

i recommend publicly biting into a raw onion to secure a mate

here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc

one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty

His health bar is huge

the unbroken, c.l Clark.
A memory called empire, arkady martine (more scifi but i love the politics)
Raybearer, Jordan ifueko
City of brass, s.a chakraborty
jade City, fonda lee

there are few things more shameful than proudly refusing to pay halfords for help fitting a bulb. and then sloping sheepishly back in 10 mins later after failing to do it yourself in the car park

an illustrated parody of TIME magazine cover with a red border and a white background. The word CRIME blazoned across the top in a red serif font. A tabby cat looking at the camera with a guilty look on its face. Smaller black and red text next to the cat reads WHERE IS THE BODY What are you hiding? What is that smell? What are you eating? GET BACK HERE

put my cat on the cover of CRIME Magazine, where he belongs #art

i'm so so sorry iva. you gave her a wonderful life and she was so loved 💕

THE FALL!!!!!!!!

successfully fixed TWO things in a row that i thought i was gonna have to hire a guy for and now im feeling like the DIY king. feeling like mr bennet

This year, Spotify stopped paying out royalties for tracks under 1000 streams. To small artists like me and my friends, buying an album now has INFINITELY more impact than streaming on Spotify

Then I would like to nominate that for July!!!

hell yeah

have you read the unbroken by C.L Clark?

Pseudotooth by verity Holloway for March!

anyway i just think media that stakes its flag on being as inoffensive as possible isn't actually saying much of anything. and maybe all art doesn't have to do that! but i do hate that it's literally become The Expected Norm for fantasy media, a genre founded on epic stakes and conflict.

anyway. im gonna go listen to the shogun soundtrack again

it's my comfort song. no-one else understands toranaga-sama like me

you're laughing. ive been exposed as a shogun super fan and you're laughing

I'm at the roller derby triple header.
I'm at the butch convention.
I'm at the combination roller derby triple header and butch convention.

Dreams On A Pillow is a game about the 1948 ethnic cleansing of Palestinians from the creator of Liyla And The Shadows of War Palestinian developer Rasheed Abueideh has announced Dreams On A Pillow, a mixture of stealth-adventure and interactive…

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Dreams On A Pillow is a game about the 1948 ethnic cleansing of Palestinians