Fury Pops

Perfect product design. Zero notes.

Are they organic mango loca?

Who wore it better?

Today's pet peeve, business people who tell you they are "free between X and Y time" but don't tell you what time zone they are in.

Chewing gum?

It’s the most wonderful time of the year

It costs way more pay inspectors than to pay off the lawsuits. We're all just line items on a balance sheet now.

This guy will have candy for the kids, but is offering a little something something to the parents as well to ease the burden of Halloween.

Glad to hear Jamie Raskin wrote yet another “strongly worded letter”. I’m sure this one will do the trick!

The hair is fantastic

He should just release the files that a good god-fearing man like him would not be in, and everything would be fine!

Once should be enough for impeachment

Watching them light up the Yankees lights up my heart.

Good luck fighting today’s traffic!

I’m pleased as punch I can never see anything from people I actually care about. Psychopaths in charge don’t have people they actually care about.

Why kids should get off my lawn!

It's increasingly clear that the president lives in a constructed bubble of unreality designed by aides who are manipulating him in order to take control of US policy. Seems like an important story - wish media would cover it.

This is where I meet your mom

The monkeys come fling it out of the cells

he waits for the whole team of toreodors to take their turns before going in last and finishing with a single stroke

some scientists taught gorillas sign language and one would sign about his dreams, he called them, “sleep pictures.” and the president of the usa cannot pronounce acetaminophen.

I’m down for a booger fairy visit

Finished my shelf for my Buffy Pop Figures.

When the first set of Buffy pops came out, I said, “No! I do not need a bunch of stuff cluttering up my place.”

So if you have any OG Buffy pops, I’d be happy to take them off your hands.

I hope my eulogy begins, "This story has it all! Prostitutes, drugs, infidelity, fast cars, expensive yachts, spurned lovers!"

When you lose your job for calling out a racist’s racism, that’s called Klancel culture.

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

Rwarr

Wait - some of your backs don't hurt?