Educated Biscuit

Going into battle (parking at Trader Joe’s)

Really craving a latte made by a he/she/they/them/we

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need more hangers. You just need to get rid of clothes.

Omg is it good? I just started the first one

I don’t smoke cigarettes but UK house music makes me want to smoke cigarettes

Sorry I’m late ma’am I was making an iced lavender tiramisu latte

You know you’re the global hegemon in EUIV when you don’t have to tell your trade fleets to go to port during war

DOECHII BROUGHT A GRAMMY TO TAMPA OMG

America is on easy mode, blessed with geography and the best neighbors anyone could ever ask for (that we have abused in the past but still ally us) and we STILL bungled it

Went out with the gays last night to a drag show and now I’m headed to Barry’s - the prophecy is being fulfilled

I’m sorry but how is walking backwards on the treadmill even remotely a workout like what battle are you training for

Obsessed with mesoamerican history right now like lemme put on a podcast about the classic maya please

I got a new job! It’s yes, yes, and more yes in 2025.

Can someone please explain why a man ties a knot it’s the most impossible thing to undo like it requires the force of 1000 suns

What EXACTLY is a lifetime warranty!? Who defines the lifetime!!? Is it soul bound to me!?

Republicans went from “Don’t tread on Me” to “please sir have a third term”.

He’s going to end up having huge numbers of viewers for the inauguration and boast about it like girl it’s not like they could have been there live

Okay Bluesky fitness community: thoughts about food/health tracking apps? I’m trying to log everything I intake easily with workouts also tracked. I currently use the Lose It! App.

It’s me, hi, I’m still googling how combat works in EUIV after about 3,000 hours in.

Bluesky is starting to feel just like Twitter, I opened the app in public and boom bulge pic

For the record, if it was President Harris getting inaugurated, idgaf I would be standing outside in the snow seated or standing

If I’m sick by my 28th birthday (in 3 days) I think I’m going to start the zombie apocalypse and bite someone idk

The first thing they do is fight over Greenland and Canada … so much for make groceries affordable again

Sign the adoption papers… deadass

Okay team, I’ve got one day to learn French, make $150,000, and lose 20 pounds.

ARTPOP Vegas sphere concert omg imagine

Mosquitos in December omg I hate Florida

Alien Romulus was my favorite movie this year

Turning on my PC like hmm how will I conquer Europe today

Thanking god for @migglereads.bsky.social bringing me a pernil plate this Christmas - Puerto Ricans unite!!!