Shelby✨

coalie looking like Springy’s long lost cousin is exactly what I expected.

My #childhoodcinema? Northpark 1 & 2 in Dallas. No amazing piece of architecture, but it matched the rest of the mall buildings and I loved the place!

We made a major change from the rainbow brite calendar I chose last year

The price list I found is very upsetting!

I searched and wow, they cost as much a whole house. I’m resisting temptation to watch their YouTube videos of super fancy bomb shelters.

Depiction? Not portrait. I’m sick. I can’t think of works. He doesn’t actually LOOK like Homer. Zira does look like Santa’s Little Helper, though.

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This is an accurate portrait of @clayharrison.bsky.social and our dog Zira.

A pale peachy rose in a round clear vase

My garden doesn’t know it’s almost Christmas

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We watched Curtains last year because I love a creepy doll movie. It’s such a bad weird one that I’m happy to revisit!
#TheLastDriveIn
#MutantFam

2 clear stickers that say BRO and CUZ inspired by 2 fast 2 furious, in the fast and furious font

Super excited about the dorkiest stickers I’ve made:

Where in dfw is that mountain???

I also wondered about the FEMA scale! Surely it doesn’t count because people can’t physically eat there, right? Doordash doesn’t operate during emergencies.

But waffle house is half about the waffles and hash browns, and half about the experience. Where’s my seasoned local diner waitress, nonstop coffee refills, and entertainment from the 2am drunks?

A very much needed and deserved -cation ♥️

Alanis Morissette and Alan Rickman

Kitchen movie time while we cooked thanksgiving food!

We all deserve this joy

Ok wait Lil Jon with Geoffrey Giraffe dancing behind him?? This year is nuts. I love it.

Gonna be thinking about the Foreigner performance on the Stranger Things parade float for a while. The best weirdest combo so far.

Black whippet mix sleepily tucked between a comforter and pillow holding a green crocodile baby.

Today we learned our dog can lock us out of the house. We also learned we need to have a spare key. Zira is now tucked in bed oblivious to our hardship today.

Nobody needs food when you can have seven courses of coffee!

Oooh thank you! I love bookstores!

Tell us the bookstore!! I wanna go!

2 fast 2 furious lego set

Treat. Yo. Self.

I’m the friend who will text you my rsvp instead of respond in partiful because I refuse to sign up for more stuff.

It’s Halloween and yet we voted! Go vote! Today is the last day of early voting in Texas!!
Also, look at this amazing cassette I found. Obsessed!

The correct answer is: someone tried to rob the dollar tree down the street and was hiding in back yards.

I miss twitter sometimes because somebody would have been able to explain why there were police circling my neighborhood at a high speed for the last 30 mins. There was a kind of magic happening there for a while.

Look at that glittery Canadian tuxedo! So glittery! Described like “a shimmering bowl of caviar in a crystal bowl.” Yup yup.

HSN said holiday clothes and I thought they meant Halloween clothes so I went to the channel to see costumes and found a guy selling glittery Canadian tuxedos.
The AirPods and bad audio made me think “damn, production value has fallen since the 90s.”

reading about a company bringing advertising to in-car screens and subsequently doubling down on my hunt for an older vehicle.

The Walmart delivery drones just look like constant alien abductions in my neighborhood. 🛸