Stompus Maximus

Politely fried tf outta my man

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This is so stupid and I laughed like a drain

We've got Facilities!

Wonderful!

An illustration of a frog pointing to camera Text reads: YOU MATTER* * you mostly oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, and phosphorus Jaunty Art 26

You Matter*

Thank you. I was. I now am not.

Beetle Moses has the best hit rate on comics I’ve ever seen, every single one is amazing

Product description for can opener, describing it as having "large knob and soft, comfortable handles"

Everything reminds me of him...

9. When in doubt, listen to David Bowie. In 1968, Bowie was a gay, ginger, bonk-eyed, snaggle-toothed freak walking around south London in a dress, being shouted at by thugs. Four years later, he was still exactly that - but everyone else wanted to be like him, too. If David Bowie can make being David Bowie cool, you can make being you cool. PLUS, unlike David Bowie, you get to listen to David Bowie for inspiration. So you're one up on him, really. YOU'RE ALREADY ONE AHEAD OF DAVID BOWIE Political Pigeon:

OH NO!!!!!💥

The problem.

Saw this in Oxfam, I bought it, but it left me with a problem.

Since the very dawn of humanity, from the time we stopped being apes and started being humans, we imagine that people have looked at the heavens, seen the regular progression of the stars across the night sky, observed the movements of the planets, and asked themselves, "When is bins?"

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Black and white drawing, a mixture of black blobs of various sizes, some of which, on closer inspection, could be the eyes, ears, noses, mouths and limbs of pandas

Panda Fight

www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

partial screenshot from Star Trek Deep Space Nine featuring the top of Morn's head.

top of the Morn to you. ☕️

Are You There, God? God? God, You're On Mute. You're On Mute. God, You're, OK, Yep, We Can Hear You Now God, No, I Know, You'd Think We'd All Be Used To It By Now, Haha, Okay, So, It's Me, Margaret

Joy Division vs Charlie Brown dance party also slaps...

OH my word, I missed that, it just makes it more delightful.

Not rude things, a thread:

For those who don't want to spend December trying to avoid hearing the blessed St George of Michael, here is Ali's excellent Christmas music bingo card

Important data

There's the solution, bottom row, second from right.

ooh and the one on the right second row up.

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Guido Faukes signature on the top line, it looks fine Then a very shaky half signature after being tortured

Guy Fawkes' signature before & after watching the final episode of Celebrity Traitors.

#celebritytraitors #thetraitors #traitors

Alan right now #celebritytraitors

Five guys with the f and the E light off

Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR

Hate those clickbaity articles that are like “12 minutes to an amazing ass!” And it’s always just exercise, and never a google maps location.