Stompus Maximus

Guido Faukes signature on the top line, it looks fine Then a very shaky half signature after being tortured

Guy Fawkes' signature before & after watching the final episode of Celebrity Traitors.

#celebritytraitors #thetraitors #traitors

Alan right now #celebritytraitors

Five guys with the f and the E light off

Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR

Hate those clickbaity articles that are like “12 minutes to an amazing ass!” And it’s always just exercise, and never a google maps location.

Oh my, that's incredible. Well done.

What idiot called it ‘Storm Benjamin’ and not ‘It’s Raining Ben’?

The twilight movie poster for "Back to the Future" which shows Marty - bathed in light from the open door of Doc Brown's DeLorean as he straddles twin flaming tyre tracks on the road - looking at his watch. Marty's head has now been replaced by the head (and funky glass dome) of one of the aliens from "Mars Attacks!". The poster now reads "ACK TO THE FUTURE".

A Happy Back To The Future Day to all who celebrate.

Cmon, "breggsit" was right there.

Please tell us she returned.

Cartoon of a social gathering. A man is talking to a vampire. The man says "Welcome, Count Dracula. Would you like a small aperitif?". The vampire replies "No, I think mine are just the right size".

www.worldofmoose.com/products/ape...

“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”

A printed poem which reads: I hav for breakfast Weetabix I hav for lunch some meat I have for tea 2 sosajis and thats enuf to eat Peter Hazel, 5

On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read

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As we’re celebrating Jim Henson, here’s lots of little Muppet doodles!

I’m autistic. Not because of Tylenol.
Not because of vaccines.
Not because of some headline.
I’m autistic because that’s how
my brain works. Stop treating us
like a problem. Start listening to us.

I have fond memories of the Oasis in the early 80's while my dad was at Lyneham. I also managed to skate there once. Wasn't in the best of shapes at the time. Is it still open?

Not showing up in Amazon uk yet.

If you could do me a favour if you have TikTok (especially if you’re LGBtQIA and/or a woman if you could go and watch this video there and click the share button and just copy the link. The algorithm isn’t pushing this out to people vm.tiktok.com/ZNdgnPcNd/

One of my main regrets in life was trying to smuggle tambourines through libraries using kangaroos.

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY DOT GIF

I am thinking of going to the street food market, but I know if I go to the street food market, I will eat all the street food

Screen shot of Neil Fish posting "your dad shouts at hotels" is an insult the kids at my nephew's school use on each other.

I'm ded 💀 😂 😂 😂

Works with cats also

Greetings cards labelled "Nan, Nanna, Nanny, Nana and Nannie"

Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire...

A comic on the bridge from Star Trek the Next Generation. Picard: COMMANDER DATA, PLEASE IDENTIFY THAT ROMULAN VESSEL. Data: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA CAPTAIN! IDENTIFYING A VESSEL IS A GREAT PLACE TO START - IN ANY TACTICAL OR STRATEGIC OUTER SPACE SITUATION. THIS VESSEL APPEARS TO BE A 23rd CENTURY KLINGON BIRD OF PREY! 🚀🦅✨ Picard: ARE YOU SURE? LIKE I SAID WE'RE... PRETTY SURE IT'S ROMULAN. Data: ... Data: OF COURSE! SO SORRY ABOUT THAT, YOU'RE RIGHT! ON CLOSER EXAMINATION IT'S A ROMULAN VESSEL! CAN I RECOMMEND SOME SOONG™ BRAND PRODUCTS THAT CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT? Picard cradles his face in his hand in a gesture of frustration. Data: DID I MENTION THE PLIGHT OF OPRESSED WHITES IN SOUTH AFRICA?

realistic Star Trek

If you leave this running, it’ll take 5 hours or more to loop round
The animations are by the amazing @happytoast.co.uk

29 years ago today, Jamiroquai released the music video for 'Virtual Insanity'