Stegzy Gnomepants

Ever since I finished Question Time, Reform have massively been on the attack.

Including a rant from Richard Tice entirely designed to distract from Reform and Russia.

Everyone should know about Nathan Gill, the bribes from Russia and the link to Reform.

Three legends - only one remains

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Never forget

Reform UK, which has a grand total of four MPs, was just given an uninterrupted platform for an hour and a half on the BBC and Sky News channels, in order to talk about its plans for mass deportations

When was the last time the Greens (with four MPs) or the Lib Dems (with 72) were given the same?

MIGRANTS AREN'T THE PROBLEM INEQUALITY IS Green Party Promoted by Chris Williams on behalf of The Green Party, both at PO Box 78066, London SE16 9GQ

Migrants didn't cut council funding. Migrants didn't cut NHS funding. Migrants didn't close youth centres. Migrants didn't sell off council houses. Migrants aren't filling our rivers with sewage.

Farage and co. will tell you to point the finger at migrants.

Don't fall for it.

Heh….dong….heh 🤭

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Derbyshire Dales are alive with events and things today. Currently in Bakewell filming insane work colleagues who are walking 24 hours (100k) for charity and I’m struggling to find somewhere peaceful and air conditioned to flake out for a bit

Everyone, even the folks with the nuclear codes, is entertaining themselves online as the world burns. Posting through it and monitoring the situation until it finally reaches their doorstep and forces them to look up from their phone and log off.
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Mrs Gnomepants tells me they’re actually tattoos.

Abroad at the moment. The hot weather reveals the frighteningly high number of people who have drawn all over themselves in biro.

People that clap the pilot on landing are the type of people who clap bus and train drivers when they get to terminus. And lick the windows.

b3ta loves the way you move

This could happen......Maybe!

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Ate this for lunch. Still stuffed.
#cromer #seaside

This is still on my old bedroom door

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Far from it. It’s simply the same reason I choose not to take a shit in my kitchen.

If Skynet was as good as google ai we’d have nothing to worry about.

Probably

Judge not lest you be judged

Why must adverts for things and services for the over fifties talk in condescending tones?

Homemade kfc

Homemade Japanese style Christmas dinner

Of course, someone has just brought a bag of chippy chips onto the 13:33 from Birmingham to Euston so now the entire front carriage is making me feel hungry.

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Why do people think eating strong smelling foods on a train is acceptable?

Currently the first carriage on the 11:43 to Birmingham New Street honks like a kebab shop. 🤢

Post yourself and make it b&w

All that time……well spent

china ain't gonna collect MY data!! that's for advertisers and marketers ONLY!!!

the data collectors

Of course, in the interest of “free speech” - you have the right to gibber on all you like about whatever but I respectfully reserve the right to not listen, ignore or deny your existence.

That means when I see thoughtless intimidating posts, reskied propaganda or just shite that isn’t smile inducing, fluffy or nice - I’m going to mute, unfollow or simply just disengage. I can get all the nasty crap if I go back to Facebook or Twitter.